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There’s A Piss Test This Morning

YOUR ROOM — Your buddy, Private First Class William Jenkins, is frantically pounding on your door, yelling something about a piss test first thing this morning. "I heard from Spc. Jones who overheard Staff Sgt. Sweeney tell Sgt. Jensen to…

Rastafari Chaplain Blazes Through High Mass

SAN DIEGO, CA — Amidst a hanging cloud of dank smoke, inside the boatswain locker of the USS Tarawa (LHA-1), U.S. Navy Rastafari Chaplain Commander Winfrey Dalter invoked his bleary-eyed congregation of nearly one hundred sailors and…