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E-4 Mafia

Army Clerk Refuses To Issue DD214s

FORT CAMPBELL, Ky. — Based on her deeply held beliefs of the “sanctity of military service,” admin clerk Spc. Kim David has been refusing to issue DD214s to service members whose records do not share her military service values, Duffel Blog…

Specialist Spending Deployment Bonus On Massive Van Mural

FORT DRUM — Spc. Doug Rewel is having trouble deciding between several different options for the side panel murals on his 1983 GMC Vandura, sources told Duffel Blog. Rewell, a lanyard-puller or “gun bunny” with 3-310th Field Artillery, is a…

There’s A Piss Test This Morning

YOUR ROOM — Your buddy, Private First Class William Jenkins, is frantically pounding on your door, yelling something about a piss test first thing this morning. "I heard from Spc. Jones who overheard Staff Sgt. Sweeney tell Sgt. Jensen to…