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Opinion: Stop The Ebola Calm-Mongering

The following is an op-ed written by Gen. Martin Dempsey, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Hello, all service members everywhere! I am writing to you today not just for myself but also on behalf of the President, the Secretary of…

Obama Deploys 3,000 Troops To Catch Ebola

WASHINGTON D.C. — Amid criticism over his handling of crises in Syria and Ukraine, President Obama has ordered 3,000 U.S. soldiers to catch Ebola in west Africa, Duffel Blog has learned. “Once on the ground, our brave men and women will…

Private ‘Pretty Sure’ His Headache Is Ebola

FORT INDIANTOWN GAP — The Pennsylvania Army National Guard placed Fort Indiantown Gap on lockdown today, after Private Patrick O’Neil reported “ebola-like symptoms” to his unit medic. “Yeah, my head is killing me, and I want to throw up,”…