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Man uses ‘vet card’ to win every argument ever

COLUMBUS, Ohio – Professional veteran Rob Owens is “damn nigh untouchable” in a social media debate, Facebook sources say, though they remind you under no circumstance to forget to graciously thank the sophistic wizard and veteran justice…

Marines Deploy to Facebook to Stop Flame War

CAMP LEJEUNE, NC – Members of the 22nd Marine Expeditionary Unit have confirmed that they will be conducting a deployment to Facebook to stop a flame war. MEU commander Col. James Christmas told reporters he had received a warning order…