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OPINION: A Jelly Doughnut Responds To Gunny Hartman

The following is a response to Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, by Pvt. Pyle’s jelly doughnut. Jesus H. Christ! You call yourself a staff non-commissioned officer? How dare you fat shame this wonderful recruit and belittle me! I provide sustenance,…

Fat, Lazy Fuck Makes Bed

USS GRIDLEY (DDG-101) – Citing a genuine desire to go above and beyond, sources confirmed today that Information Systems Technician 3rd Class Brett Pope woke up this morning fifteen minutes before morning quarters and in a shocking turn of…