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REPORT: Ukraine Menaced By Large Threatening Arrows

KIEV, Ukraine – Ukraine's acting president Oleksandr Turchynov has put out an international call for assistance after his nation came under threat from what he described as a group of large hostile arrows. "We have received reports from…

U.S. Accidentally Repatriates Israeli Spy To Iran

TEL AVIV – Convicted Israeli spy and former adult film star Jonathan Pollard was released from U.S. custody today and repatriated abroad, the State Department has confirmed, but an apparent mix-up had him accidentally sent to the Islamic…

Amber Alert Issued For Missing US Foreign Policy

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Washington-area police have issued an Amber Alert and are seeking the public's help in locating a missing 238-year old foreign policy for the United States. The foreign policy was described as wholly consistent with our…

US, China Agree To Hate Each Other As Friends

RANCHO MIRAGE, CA — Following joint U.S.-China talks Friday, Barack Obama and Xi Jinping released a new joint declaration of principles that stated the two countries had agreed that they were in total disagreement on basically all issues of…