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BREAKING: Your Morale

According to sources, you have been standing in formation in the rain for the past four hours waiting for some general to turn over command to some other general, and your morale is about to break. This incident comes on the heels of a…

Op-Ed: Formation Is Definitely Happening On Time Today

The following is an op-ed piece written by Specialist Jason Smith. No way First Sergeant is keeping us late today, not going to happen. I mean, we got the camo cleaned out and rolled up, the shelters are prepped, and that damn conex is…