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Fort Hood Achieves Record-High 1½ Star Yelp Score

FORT HOOD, Texas — Leaders at the Fort Hood military base in Texas are hailing the 50 percent improvement to their Yelp page that has brought their rating up to 1½ stars, sources confirmed this morning. “They’ve really turned this place…

Sergeant Smith From Alpha Company Is A Total Dick

In the scope of human endeavors, seldom has an individual failed so drastically at their profession, the ability to perform mundane tasks, and life in general. Sergeant Smith, you are truly an accomplishment in your mediocrity. Sources…