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AFRICOM General Killed By Wildebeest Stampede

PRIDE LANDS, Africa — General David M. Rodriguez, commander of US Africa Command (AFRICOM), died yesterday afternoon, trampled to death in a freak wildebeest stampede, Duffel Blog has learned. “It’s all my fault,” sobbed 2nd Lt. Simon Imba.…

Hagel Names Woman As Next Marine Commandant

QUANTICO, VA — She's been in combat, she wants to radically reorganize the Marine Corps, and she thinks male Marines need to stop whining and put their big girl panties on. This week we sat down for a one-on-one interview with Gen. Isabella…