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Navy Downgraded To ‘Regional Force For Good’

PERSIAN GULF — Following the recent capture and release of two US Navy riverine war vessels by Iran on Tuesday, the Navy has officially rebranded itself as a "Regional Force for Good," sources report. The Navy backed off from its previous…

US Sanctions Iran With Aging Nuclear Weapons

WASHINGTON — Responding to criticisms over a pending US-Iran Nuclear deal, President Obama has offered an alternate plan offering late-model nuclear weapons to Iran. “They really think that they want nuclear weapons? We’ll see how they like…

Baltimore Unrest Tied To Saudi-Iranian Proxy Wars

BALTIMORE, Md. – As unrest continues in the city of Baltimore, security experts are now saying the city has become yet another front in the growing proxy wars between the Middle Eastern countries of Iran and Saudi Arabia. The two countries…

Iranian Comedy ‘Jihad’ Bombs Onstage

WASHINGTON, DC – Former Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad has found a new career: not in politics, but in comedy. The diminutive but always feisty politician recently opened the start of a cross-country comedy "jihad" across America,…

Iran: ‘We Have Much To Be Thankful For’

TEHRAN, IRAN – Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei has told his countrymen that Iran has much to be thankful for this Thanksgiving holiday. "If you had told me ten years ago that we would be the strongest country in the region, on the verge…

Navy To Deploy USS Constitution To Strait Of Hormuz

BOSTON, MA – With the US Navy increasingly stretched trying to meet its commitments in both the Pacific and the Middle East, the Department of the Navy announced today that it will be re-activating its entire mothball fleet for upcoming…