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Joint Force diagnosed with Arthritis

KANDAHAR, Afghanistan — After more than a decade tromping through the deserts and mountains of Afghanistan, the Joint Force has been diagnosed with arthritis, according to a publicly-released medical examination. "We are stunned and…

ISIS condemns Kathy Griffin for cultural appropriation

RAQQA, Syria — The self-proclaimed Islamic State has issued a statement condemning self-proclaimed comedian Kathy Griffin, accusing her of "cultural appropriation" after she posed for a photograph with a mock severed head of President…

Syria unveils its March Sadness Bracket

RAQQA, Syria — It's March in Syria, and according to reporters on the ground, the air is palpable with exactly two things: The blast waves from 500-pound bombs, and the anticipation of Syria's unveiling of its annual "March Sadness"…

Zarqawi challenges Trump: ‘I founded ISIS’

THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Jordanian-born terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi issued a sternly-worded message in the wake of presidential campaign rhetoric suggesting that either George W. Bush or Barack Obama founded ISIS. "Look, I got…