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Islamic State / ISIS

ISIS surrenders after reading veteran’s open letter

RAQQA, Syria — The leaders of ISIS collectively surrendered yesterday after reading a highly compelling open letter posted on the internet, according to an apologetic and heartfelt statement released by the terrorist group. The open letter,…

ISIS Threatens Attack On Puppy Bowl

RAQQA, Syria — The latest ISIS video to surface warns of an attack on Puppy Bowl XII. The grainy video posted to terrorist chatrooms shows a masked militant pressing a machete against the neck of a young stray dog, warning the US of an…

U.S. Air Force Sells A-10s to ISIS

RAMADI, IRAQ -- The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) received twelve A-10 Thunderbolt II aircraft this morning, as the U.S. Air Force divests itself of the venerable attack jet. "I've flown the A-10 my entire career," said Air Force…