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James Mattis

Mattis clears head during evening stroll, 8 killed

WASHINGTON — The Metropolitan Police Special Tactics Branch was activated Saturday night after a fatigued Secretary of Defense James Mattis took eight lives during a casual walk through the downtown area. Calls to the 911 emergency line…

Mattis forgets to send card to his mother of all bombs

THE PENTAGON — Defense Secretary Jim Mattis is apparently in hot water after he realized this morning he forgot to send a card to his mother of all bombs, sources confirmed. "Oh my god, I can't believe I forgot her," Mattis told reporters…