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Lance Corporal

Former Marine Turns Bass Angler Model

NEW HOPE, Ala. — Marine veteran Justin James Atchley Jr. may look like a normal guy in his small town but he is quickly becoming a star in the Marine Corps after seizing the cover of Bass Angler this month. Atchley, who completed four years…

Grunt-Turned-POG Insults POG-Turned-Grunt

OP OMAR – Company-level staff at Kilo Company confirmed today that a Grunt-Turned-POG had gone off on another rant about how much he hates POGs. According to eyewitnesses, Lance Corporal Bruno Walz spent the better part of his 2200-0600…

Marine Corps Admits 5.0 Marines Actually Exist

QUANTICO, VA - The Marine Corps released an administrative message Friday admitting that despite what many of its staff non-commissioned officers (SNCO's) have claimed over the years, "5.0 Marines" do indeed exist. 5.0/5.0 is a perfect…

Report: Base Corporal Always In PT Gear

CAMP PENDLETON, CA - From morning to evening colors, Base Supply Corporal Michael Jennings' attire is always green shorts, Nikes and a green skivvy shirt, sources reported Friday. "I saw him at the base ATM in PT gear this morning on my…