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North Korea executes, trains new rocket scientists

PYONGYANG — North Korean plans to train a new crop of rocket scientists soon after it executes its current cadre following its next failed ballistic missile launch, sources confirmed today. Dear Leader Kim Jong Un, who according to sources,…

VA Outsources Call Centers To North Korea

WASHINGTON — Due to reports of excessive wait times and crisis calls being sent to voicemail, VA officials announced they are outsourcing all of their call centers to North Korea effective immediately. According to VA spokesperson Lydia…