All posts tagged "Barack Obama"
-
MiscellaneousPrepper: Obama to become Antichrist, enact martial law ‘any day now’LOONEYVILLE, W.Va. — In the closing days of Barack Obama’s presidency, a local prepper and militia commander believes the 44th President...
August 13, 2016 -
NavyNavy to build USS Thanks Obama for deployment to every disasterWASHINGTON — The Navy announced today it would build and commission the USS Thanks Obama, a new frigate that will be used...
August 1, 2016 -
ArmyArmy fails to meet First Lady’s ‘Move 60’ fitness goalTHE PENTAGON — The Army recently announced that all of its Brigade Combat Teams have failed to meet First Lady Michelle Obama’s...
June 28, 2016 -
NewsObama touts legacy of renaming wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, saying he would close GitmoWASHINGTON — President Obama sought on Sunday to reshape the controversy over the ongoing wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and the fully...
June 5, 2016 -
NewsObama to apologize to Japan for Pearl HarborWASHINGTON – Just days after President Obama directly apologized to Japan for dropping the atomic bombs in World War II, White...
June 2, 2016 -
NewsObama apologizes for bombing Hiroshima speechTOKYO — President Barack Obama this week became the second president to bomb in Hiroshima, after becoming the first sitting president to...
May 27, 2016 -
NewsObama ends Vietnam trip with ceremonial helicopter evacuation from rooftopHO CHI MINH CITY (FORMERLY SAIGON), VIETNAM (FORMERLY SOUTH) – U.S. President Barack Obama ended his tour in Vietnam Wednesday morning on a...
May 25, 2016 -
OPFORShock Poll: Over 68% of Terrorists Don’t Believe Obama Is MuslimAL-RAQQAH, SYRIA – In a shocking poll recently conducted among terrorist groups around the world, more than 68% of their members don’t believe...
February 25, 2016 -
NewsRecords Reveal Commander In Chief Has NEVER Deployed!WASHINGTON — An examination of personnel records obtained through a Freedom Of Information Act request revealed that the Commander in Chief...
January 12, 2016 -
NewsDARPA to Weaponize Thoughts and PrayersWASHINGTON — White House spokesman Josh Earnest announced today that at President Obama’s request, Congress has allocated an additional $176 billion dollars to...
November 22, 2015 -
NewsJade Helm Observers Unsure What To Do With All This Tactical Shit NowBASTROP, Texas — Following this week’s conspicuously quiet conclusion to the endlessly controversial “Jade Helm 15,” many Americans in the Patriot...
September 16, 2015 -
ArmyPolitically Correct Officer Unsure Who Enemy Should Be In WargameFORT IRWIN, Calif. — An intelligence planner missed his order submission deadline today after he was unable to determine which enemy...
September 9, 2015 -
Duffel TVObama Fails To Salute Flag Decal On The Back Of PickupWASHINGTON, D.C. — President Obama failed to acknowledge an American flag prominently displayed on a veteran’s pickup truck on Wednesday, further...
February 6, 2015 -
MiscellaneousObama Ratifies SOFA By Marrying Afghan President’s DaughterKABUL, Afghanistan — President Obama is set to marry Roxanne, daughter of recently-elected Afghan president Ashraf Ghani Ahmadzai, fulfilling the final terms of...
December 14, 2014 -
OpinionOpinion: How Many Defense Secretaries Do I Need To Fire To Strengthen Our Military?The following is a guest article written by the President Barack Obama. My fellow Americans, thank you for sharing your time...
November 25, 2014
