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Intel Officer Uses All These Big Words

RAMSTEIN AB, Germany – Widespread panic occurred this week at 3rd Air Force Headquarters on Ramstein Air Base, Germany, after an intel officer used all these big words during his daily update brief. Lt. Amit Reddi, an air defense analyst…

Staff Officer Crafts Perfect PowerPoint Slide

FORT BLISS, Texas — A howl of joyous laughter rattled the dusty windows of the 5/52 Air Defense Artillery Battalion building Tuesday as 1st. Lt. Andrew Lapp leapt from his small work station in the corner of the empty S-3 shop. Sources…

Naval Academy Commissions Newest Class of Weirdos

ANNAPOLIS, Md. — The U.S. Naval Academy held its graduation ceremony Friday morning, commissioning the newest class of weirdos into the ranks of the Navy and Marine Corps. “I am pleased to send so many fine young officers to the fleet,”…

Marine Corps Admits 5.0 Marines Actually Exist

QUANTICO, VA - The Marine Corps released an administrative message Friday admitting that despite what many of its staff non-commissioned officers (SNCO's) have claimed over the years, "5.0 Marines" do indeed exist. 5.0/5.0 is a perfect…