
Tag: Public Affairs

BARKSDALE AFB, La. — The United States Air Force has been rocked by what insiders describe as “chaos and confusion” as a result of a service-wide Facebook outage that began last Friday,
by Capt. Kevin McCarthy, US Army Public Affairs Officer. Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Public Affairs. I wasn’t expecting to meet so early this morning, but some poor woman in Europe is complai

FORT SOME GENERAL’S NAME — Earlier this afternoon, Number; Number; Phonetic Letter led the way. Soldiers from Number; Number; Phonetic letter, otherwise known as “Random Creatures”, truly
QUANTICO, VA — After failing to capitalize Marine in an official media release, a Public Affairs sergeant was verbally reprimanded and publicly executed Friday before a crowd of spectators outside

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Officials at the Pentagon are shocked that a public service announcement (PSA) warning against using spice and other designer drugs played on the Armed Forces Network has appa
CAMP LEJEUNE, NC –Members of the Camp Lejeune Base Public Affairs were saddened by last week’s tragic suicide of Sergeant Jay Dorsey, a Public Affairs Marine, but proud that his last note hi

Ask a Public Affairs Officer is a semi-regular column highlighting the best and brightest in the public relations field: Military PAO’s, who specialize in dodging the tough questions, spinning t
ST. LOUIS, MO — The Army Public Affairs office released details today about the platoon at the center of “Army Lives,” an upcoming prime time reality show to debut on ABC. In the releas

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National Guardsman refuses to guard nation
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Trump deploys National Guard on US-Mexico border to masturbate, eat MREs
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Vincent D’Onofrio gets first full night of sleep in 31 years
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Army standardizes military intelligence excuses
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