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Navy SEALs Find Jesus

JERUSALEM – In a recent boost for Middle Eastern peace efforts, the Defense Department confirmed that a raid by Navy SEALs in the West Bank had killed known extremist agitator Isa Ibn Yusuf. The 35-year old resident was facing a federal…

Military Justice System Augmented By Shariah Law

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. military has confirmed rumors that it plans to augment the Uniform Code of Military Justice, or UCMJ, with parts of Islamic Shariah law. "In the name of God, the most compassionate and merciful, and his Prophet…