Tag: Secretary of the Navy

Grief-stricken Navy mourns the departure of beloved Secretary Ray Mabus

On January 28, 2017

THE PENTAGON — In news that has every sailor and Marine in the Department of the Navy literally wailing with inconsolable grief, President Trump recently announced the nomination of a former soldier to be the next Secretary of the Navy, thus officially replacing the “greatest naval hero of the last century,” Ray Mabus. According to White House […]

Navy Downgraded To ‘Regional Force For Good’

By Donnell

On January 13, 2016

PERSIAN GULF — Following the recent capture and release of two US Navy riverine war vessels by Iran on Tuesday, the Navy has officially rebranded itself as a “Regional Force for Good,”

USS Gabrielle Giffords Christened As Navy’s First Gun-Free Warship

By Ted Heller

On June 13, 2015

MOBILE, Ala. — Seeking to honor a retired congresswoman and 2011 shooting victim in the most considerate and respectful way possible, the Navy today christened the future USS Gabrielle Giffords (LC

Navy’s New ‘NJP 365’ Program Targets Random Sailors Before They Commit A Crime

By Ted Heller

On May 3, 2013

WASHINGTON, DC – The Navy this week began subjecting randomly-selected Sailors to non-judicial punishment proceedings based on crimes they will likely commit in the future. Dubbed “NJP 365”, the new program is being tested at a handful of stateside sea and shore commands, and is the newest addendum to the sea service’s 21st Century Sailor and Marine Initiative — […]