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Soldier Commits Suicide By First Sergeant

FORT HOOD, Texas — Army Criminal Investigation Division personnel at Fort Hood confirmed this morning that Pvt. 1st Class Wilson Jennings, Jr., committed "suicide-by-first-sergeant," and his death will not be ruled a homicide. “This case…

Suicidal Al Qaeda Operative Calls Jihadist Crisis Line

TAMPA — "Jihadist crisis line, how can I help you today," says Mike Smith, a Navy SEAL with Joint Special Operations Command who volunteers with Central Command's Jihadist Crisis Line. "I'm feeling like my life isn't really worth anything,…

Distraught Terrorist Takes His Own Life On Crowded Bus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After a recent bombing incident in downtown Washington, an investigation has revealed that the terrorist suspected of carrying out the attack had “only the best intentions for the American people in his heart.” While he…

Ask A Public Affairs Officer (Ep. 1)

Ask a Public Affairs Officer is a semi-regular column highlighting the best and brightest in the public relations field: Military PAO's, who specialize in dodging the tough questions, spinning the worst, and hoping for the best. My fucking…