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Syrian refugees

Lorax Shot In The Thorax

DAMASCUS, Syria— At the far end of Damascus where blood rivers run red and the streets are all filled with remains of the dead, once lived the Lorax. The Lorax was peaceful, performing his trade. From truffula trees woven baskets he made.…

Americans Unite To Welcome 10,000 Syrian Refugee Dogs

WASHINGTON – Americans from across the political spectrum have united to welcome 10,000 displaced Syrian refugees into their hearts and homes, after Air Mobility Command flew them out of the war torn country last week. “There were a lot of…

Syrian Refugees Relieved Not To Be Sent To Detroit

LANSING, Mich — Nearly 10,000 refugees arriving in the United States over the next 11 months were relieved to learn that they would not be sent to Detroit, sources report. Michigan Governor Rick Snyder suspended efforts to relocate Syrians…