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Santa Mistaken for Passenger Jet, Shot Down Over Ukraine

KIEV, Ukraine — Ukrainian officials have begun sifting through the wreckage of Santa's sleigh, after it was apparently shot down shortly before midnight local time, sources told Duffel Blog. The government claims the sleigh was shot down by…

REPORT: Ukraine Menaced By Large Threatening Arrows

KIEV, Ukraine – Ukraine's acting president Oleksandr Turchynov has put out an international call for assistance after his nation came under threat from what he described as a group of large hostile arrows. "We have received reports from…

Ukraine Invades Russia Because YOLO

KIEV — Ukrainian military forces pushed across the Russian border on Tuesday after parliament members in Kiev overwhelmingly authorized the use of force with most reasoning that "you only live once, am I right?" "It may not pan out or go as…

Obama Authorizes Drone Strike On Putin

WASHINGTON — President Obama has authorized a targeted drone strike against Russian President Vladimir Putin following his country's controversial troop movements into Ukraine's Crimea, senior administration officials confirmed today.…