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Rogue shirt stay kills Marine

MCRD PARRIS ISLAND, S.C. – A Marine was killed when his shirt stay unexpectedly detached from his sock and struck him in the right testicle with the full force of Hooke’s law, sources confirmed today. Staff Sgt. Jeremy Yates, 29, died while…

U.S. Sends 10,000 Green Berets To Iraq

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After much legal wrangling between the U.S. and the Iraqi government, Duffel Blog has learned that the U.S. military will be sending 10,000 green berets to Iraq. Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel has confirmed the berets,…

Navy Goes Six Months Without Changing Uniforms

NORFOLK — The Navy Uniform Review Board announced they would go an unprecedented six months before making sailors buy a new set of uniforms, sources confirmed today. “After careful review, we’ve decided to find other ways to anger our…