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Women in Combat

Point/Counterpoint: Women In Kombat

The following is a debate between Special Forces officer Sonya Blade and Shotokan ice-manipulator Sub-Zero on allowing women to serve in Mortal Kombat units. Sub-Zero: Allowing women to serve in Mortal Kombat will tear apart the very fabric…

First Cavalrywoman Looking Forward To All The Ponies

FORT HOOD, Texas — Army 1st Lt. Gina Caffey, the first woman selected to attend the Maneuver Captain's Career course in Fort Benning, Ga., is mere days away from being crushed when she discovers the tragic lack of ponies the modern Cavalry…

West Point Blames Allowing Women On Team For Loss

PHILADELPHIA – Shortly after suffering their 14th straight loss to Navy, Black Knights head coach Jeff Monken was expressly vocal on who he felt dropped the ball. “Women don’t belong in combat, damn it!” Monken fumed. “It’s a goddamn…

Op-Ed Writing Added to Infantry Officers Course

WASHINGTON, DC – Complaining about the 'poor-quality' and 'substandard' opinion pieces submitted to newspapers by female lieutenants who have washed out of Infantry Officers Course, Marine Commandant Gen. James Amos has announced that all…

Hagel Names Woman As Next Marine Commandant

QUANTICO, VA — She's been in combat, she wants to radically reorganize the Marine Corps, and she thinks male Marines need to stop whining and put their big girl panties on. This week we sat down for a one-on-one interview with Gen. Isabella…