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U.S. Sends 10,000 Green Berets To Iraq

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After much legal wrangling between the U.S. and the Iraqi government, Duffel Blog has learned that the U.S. military will be sending 10,000 green berets to Iraq. Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel has confirmed the berets,…

Army Runs Out Of Red Tape

WASHINGTON DC — The Army's top logistician has confirmed that due to the government shutdown, the Army has completely run out of red tape. "We've been relying on our emergency rainy day stockpiles of 3M 764 Red Vinyl Tape for the past two…