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Opinion: I fully support the use of torture

By Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) Greetings. First, I'd like you to know that I am being treated very well by the Trump administration. Our glorious new President, Donald J. Trump, has been absolutely wonderful, gracious, and kind to me and my…

Captain Crunch nominated as Secretary of Scrumptiousness

WASHINGTON — President-elect Donald Trump said Saturday he had chosen retired Navy Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch to be secretary of scrumptiousness. “We are going to appoint the Cap'n,” Trump told a small group of reporters outside of his…