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Wow! This soldier’s 23andMe results show he’s mostly burn-pit ash
"This says I’m 68 percent charred camel flesh and surplus military equipment!"
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Point/Counterpoint: Afghanistan is on the road to progress (2012) vs Trump is reckless to p…
By Marine Gen. John Allen and retired Marine Gen. John Allen
Nov 20
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.50-cal-equipped Roomba becomes sentient and sweeps room
“We’re just really glad it didn’t become a Roomba Terminator,” said Pfc. John Connor.
Nov 18
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Meet the general who actually read his entire reading list
Spoiler alert: One item was just a PowerPoint slide.
Nov 16
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Offering a ‘return to normalcy,’ Biden pledges troop surges in Iraq and Afghanistan
“We’re not doing any of this troop withdrawal malarkey."
Nov 14
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Esper fired for not being coup enough, sources say
“The president could just respect the decision of the Electoral College, but he thinks he’s too coup for schoo.”
Nov 13
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Esper refuses to leave Pentagon until he can figure out USAJOBS site
“Trump has his timeline. I have mine."
Nov 11
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Native Americans not really interested in COVID masks US Army keeps sending
“The masks are unwarranted, unwelcome, and frankly, a little suspect.”
Nov 9
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