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Air Force can’t figure out why sailor would spend $1,280 on tattoo

WASHINGTON — A visibly annoyed Air Force called a sailor’s decision to pay for a full-sleeve tattoo financially irresponsible, adding...

News2 days ago

Trump Cancels Afghanistan War Due to Weather

Coast Guard4 days ago

Marine recycled in Coast Guard sniper school for the fourth time

Marine Corps6 days ago

God forgets to capitalize ‘Marine’

News7 days ago

Duffel Blog Presents: 26 mythological creatures the troops have heard of but never seen

The Pentagon

Army2 weeks ago

Army creates cyborg that can become homeless alcoholic 200 times faster than human counterparts

News2 weeks ago

Grim Reaper to dress as Secretary Mattis for Halloween

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News3 weeks ago

Alarming study shows average officers indulge in merely five rosewater scones per day

News3 weeks ago

US forces did stuff in Afghanistan or something

Air Force3 weeks ago

Air Force removes baptism from basic training graduation requirements

Air Force1 month ago

Pentagon worries that plunging morale might affect morale

Army

Army3 days ago

Report: Jody opening your wife’s border while you protect ours

DONNA, Texas — Many U.S. Army spouses and their extramarital lovers are rejoicing following the deployment of their partners to...

Army5 days ago

Troops deploy to Alamo for dramatic last stand against migrant caravan

Army1 week ago

Drinking eight Rip Its a day could help you live longer, study by specialist with no teeth says

Army3 weeks ago

New ALARACT authorizes military police to ticket Army regulation violators

Army3 weeks ago

NCO who cares about soldiers screened for traumatic brain injury

Army4 weeks ago

West Point cadet hoping to sort into Slytherin

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Videos

Army4 years ago

Platoon Sergeant Claims 38 Soldiers On His Tax Return

Duffel TV4 years ago

Senator Heroically Saves Obsolete Program, 20,000 Coincidental Jobs In His State

Duffel TV4 years ago

Advanced Weapons Tested For Destroyer That Will Never Destroy Anything

Duffel TV4 years ago

New ISIS Propaganda Video Claims American Colors Do Run

Duffel TV4 years ago

Okinawa Approves New Marine Air Station On Unstable Volcanic Island

Marine Corps

Marine Corps2 weeks ago

Marine who says combat is a drug hasn’t tried either

EVANSVILLE, Ind. — A Marine Corps lance corporal informed friends that he was deploying again because combat was like a drug,...

Marine Corps2 weeks ago

Rubber rifle finally gets confirmed kill

Marine Corps1 month ago

Opinion: Marines on steroids are all the rage right now. Seriously. Please send help

Army1 month ago

Space Force seeking applications for transfer to mobile infantry

Air Force2 months ago

Pentagon celebrates first successful F-35 crash in South Carolina

Air Force2 months ago

‘War (What is it good for)’ singer admits war actually quite good for boosting economy, creating jobs

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News6 days ago

Veteran with PTSD can’t believe he never thought to murder innocent people before

BOULDER, Colo. — A local veteran was seen shaking his head in disbelief at the number of years that have passed before he reached the crystal...
News1 week ago

Dan Crenshaw stabs Pete Davidson in the eye, or whatever

In celebration of winning the Texas 2nd District congressional seat, former Navy SEAL Dan Crenshaw stabbed comedian Pete Davidson in the eye today, which is no...
National Guard1 week ago

Trump deploys National Guard to New York border to block Pete Davidson jokes

HOBOKEN, N.J. — Members of the 444th Mobile Public Affairs Detachment (MPAD), 63rd Army Band, and Family Readiness Program deployed to Manhattan in support of Operation Blind...
Air Force2 weeks ago

ISIS thanks Air Force for bombing North Carolina with Humvee

The group said it wished it thought of the idea.
Navy2 weeks ago

Navy SEALs no longer allowed to wear blackface

FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Special operators will no longer be allowed to wear black face paint after biting criticism from activist groups, sources confirmed today. The move...
Navy2 weeks ago

‘Top Gun: Maverick’ filming halted after entire fleet of CGI F-35s grounded

NORFOLK, Va. — Filming of the highly anticipated sequel to 1986 hit “Top Gun” was halted last week after the entire fleet of CGI F-35s was grounded,...
News2 weeks ago

Retired smart bomb takes laser-guided tour of Europe

PARIS — Walter Benson, a retired BOLT-117 laser-guided bomb, came crashing through the ceiling of the Louvre in Paris as part of a laser-guided tour of...
Army3 weeks ago

New ALARACT authorizes military police to ticket Army regulation violators

WASHINGTON — The Office of the Chief of Staff of the Army has issued a new All-Army Activities message, or ALARACT, empowering military police with punitive authority...