WASHINGTON — The Pentagon announced Tuesday it had awarded a sole-source contract to United Airlines for work related to the forcible removal of President Bashar al-Assad from Syria. The contract, worth $2.1 billion, tasks the airline…

RAQQA, Syria — The self-proclaimed Islamic State has issued a statement condemning self-proclaimed comedian Kathy Griffin, accusing her of "cultural appropriation" after she posed for a photograph with a mock severed head of President…

WASHINGTON — Following President Trump's abrupt dismissal of FBI Director James Comey, a relatively little-known French immigrant named Vladimierre Poutin has been appointed as his replacement, sources say. The new appointment is a welcome…

FORT BENNING, Ga. — President Donald Trump apparently doesn't like modern weaponry. In a new interview with reporters, Trump railed against what he referred to as “cartridge,” likely referring to the all-in-one primer, bullet and propellant…

The night Max wore his unicorn suit and made mischief of one kind and another his first sergeant called him "Dirt bag!" And Max said "BLOW ME!" So he accepted NJP without consulting a lawyer. That very night in Max's room a wilderness grew…

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