
Major dies while on hold with SATO Travel
Literally no one surprised.
As For Class /

Are veterans bad for the economy? Experts say yes
Republicans and Democrats agree, debt crisis is vet's fault
Gray Sea Liu /

Airman morally opposed to drag show spends weekend at strip club
Makes sense when you think about it.
Bad Lawyer /

Command Sergeant Major suggests Ukraine tell Russia to stay off its grass
Also suggests assigning Russian Generals to area beautification
Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh /

Pentagon cancels car wash fundraiser after debt ceiling standoff averted
Soapies to remain a deployed thing
Whiskey Fueled Tirade /

Five-time suicide drone pilot gets another 72 virgins
Martyr ace thanks God, wives, Taliban
Robin Berger /

Poll finds Memorial Day more fun when no one mentions 'dead soldiers'
Maybe we could do something like "Xmas" but for Memorial Day?
Gray Sea Liu /

Meet the Memorial Day patriot stopping people from putting flags on graves of veterans who didn’t die in combat
A self-described “super humble guy,” O’Tool is quick to recount his exploits protecting the dignity of Memorial Day.
W.E. Linde /

Nerd Intel Officer won’t store top secret documents outside SCIF
Total dork probably eats his boogers
W.E. Linde /

Marine Corps rolls out Portapotty 2030
Bold plan overcomes strategic constipation
Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh /