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Vol. 15 · No. 135 · Wednesday, 11 November 2026

Veterans

Homeless veterans receive 10% off cardboard boxes this Veterans Day

Home Depot and Lowe's announce new discount on temporary shelter for America's heroes

Hegseth asks staff to make next execution more like ‘The Running Man’

Pete Hegseth picks wrong week to stop drinking

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Veterans

Homeless veterans receive 10% off cardboard boxes this Veterans Day

Home Depot and Lowe's announce new discount on temporary shelter for America's heroes

A Home Depot employee helps a homeless Marine Corps veteran select a discounted cardboard box on Veterans Day. Company officials said combat veterans may qualify for reinforced boxes at an additional charge.

WASHINGTON — Home Depot and Lowe's have announced a new Veterans Day promotion offering homeless veterans 10% off used cardboard boxes, describing the discount as a historic commitment to providing shelter for those who once defended the nation.

"Our veterans gave us everything, and we're giving them 10% off cardboard," said Home Depot CEO Ted Decker, his voice choking with emotion. "It's the least we can do. Literally."

The initiative, developed in partnership with the Department of Veterans Affairs, will allow eligible veterans to purchase used cardboard boxes at participating locations, just in time for winter.

"Every veteran deserves a roof over their head," said a Lowe's spokesperson. "And while a cardboard box doesn't technically have a roof, it does have four walls and a top. That's five out of six sides covered."

Both companies emphasized their longstanding commitment to veterans, citing millions of dollars invested in housing programs and charitable partnerships.

"We already do a lot for veterans," Decker said. "This gives us another opportunity to do something without spending any money."

The retailers said the discount would apply

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Pentagon

Hegseth asks staff to make next execution more like ‘The Running Man’

Pentagon says condemned prisoners could compete for freedom in televised death matches

ARLINGTON, Va. — Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has directed Pentagon officials to develop a new execution program modeled after The Running Man, arguing that hunting condemned prisoners through a televised obstacle course would be more humane and significantly more entertaining than a conventional firing squad.

"The president canceled the livestream because it wasn't fucking badass enough, dude," Hegseth told reporters. "People don't want to sit around watching some guy get shot. They want action. They want suspense. They want lethality."

Under the proposal, condemned prisoners would be released into an elaborate arena and pursued by heavily-armed military personnel known as Stalkers. Prisoners who successfully reach the exit would be granted their freedom.

The entire event would be livestreamed for $49.99.

"It's actually very fair," Hegseth

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