Command Sergeant Major suggests Ukraine tell Russia to stay off its grass
Also suggests assigning Russian Generals to area beautification
Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh /
Pentagon cancels car wash fundraiser after debt ceiling standoff averted
Soapies to remain a deployed thing
Whiskey Fueled Tirade /
Five-time suicide drone pilot gets another 72 virgins
Martyr ace thanks God, wives, Taliban
Robin Berger /
Poll finds Memorial Day more fun when no one mentions 'dead soldiers'
Maybe we could do something like "Xmas" but for Memorial Day?
Gray Sea Liu /
Meet the Memorial Day patriot stopping people from putting flags on graves of veterans who didn’t die in combat
A self-described “super humble guy,” O’Tool is quick to recount his exploits protecting the dignity of Memorial Day.
W.E. Linde /
Nerd Intel Officer won’t store top secret documents outside SCIF
Total dork probably eats his boogers
W.E. Linde /
Marine Corps rolls out Portapotty 2030
Bold plan overcomes strategic constipation
Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh /
Students forced to be woke! DeSantis sues Florida's 6th Ranger Training Battalion
People hungry and living outside less of an issue
Task Force Football Bat /
Oh no! The LT thinks he’s mentoring you
The passage of time is but a cruel fiction; there is nothing but pain for you now
W.E. Linde /
Navy Pilot First to Complete Distance Education Top Gun
Iceman can be his IT support anytime
R.J. Williams /