
Nerd Intel Officer won’t store top secret documents outside SCIF
Total dork probably eats his boogers
W.E. Linde /

Marine Corps rolls out Portapotty 2030
Bold plan overcomes strategic constipation
Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh /

Students forced to be woke! DeSantis sues Florida's 6th Ranger Training Battalion
People hungry and living outside less of an issue
Task Force Football Bat /

Oh no! The LT thinks he’s mentoring you
The passage of time is but a cruel fiction; there is nothing but pain for you now
W.E. Linde /

Navy Pilot First to Complete Distance Education Top Gun
Iceman can be his IT support anytime
R.J. Williams /

Marine Corps to be Redesignated America's 411 Force
Tip of the Spear Now More Like Shaft
Sir Rucks-A-Lot /

Biden deserts presidency to fight in Ukraine
Wagner group no Cornpop
Robin Berger /

Invoking military heroism, Congressman Santos pleads not guilty
Plans to chair Armed Services Committee, cure cancer
Task Force Football Bat /

"Yeah if only," say US drone operators after Kremlin attack accusations
"Pilots" sit up, brush off Doritos crumbs as a show of respect
Bull Winkle /

Public Affairs Officers join Hollywood writers
"Strike" no longer just for terrorist training camps and base bowling tournaments
Robin Berger /