Pacific not pivoted to yet again

'I'm starting to think America doesn't care about Great Power Competition at all,' says Chinese defense minister

Cat Astronaut | Mar 4, 2026

Marine Corps

Typo leads to epic furry parties all over Tehran

'I even booked a flight. Packed my wolf outfit,' Defense Secretary says.

SECDEF_Nice | Mar 2, 2026

The Pentagon

Trump promises largest quagmire operation in US history

Pentagon confirms end state to be determined later

Paul Sharpe | Feb 27, 2026

The Pentagon

State-of-the-art drone grounded due to cyan ink cartridge

Officials say system will remain offline until IT guy 'gets back from leave’

Blondes Over Baghdad | Feb 25, 2026

Air Force

The Pentagon

Pentagon reconsiders Harvard tuition assistance after learning Hegseth went there

Red Friday | Feb 23, 2026

Active military forced to watch ‘Melania’ documentary at SERE school

Cadre say film is far more effective than sleep deprivation

Paul Sharpe | Feb 20, 2026

Army

Sergeant Major of the Army announces new ‘I hate soldiers’ initiative

Program aims to maximize discipline, despair, and time spent not fighting wars

Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh | Feb 18, 2026

Army

VA benefits reduced to 9mm and bottle of bourbon

Secretary says package ‘covers most needs’ and ‘cuts out a lot of paperwork’

Gray Sea Liu | Feb 16, 2026

Veterans

Intel whistleblower accuses director of national intelligence of being Tulsi Gabbard

Officials deny claim, insist DNI ‘almost certainly a man’

W.E. Linde | Feb 13, 2026

Intel

The Pentagon

Hegseth saves billions by using green screen, pretending to invade countries

Pentagon says outcomes ‘indistinguishable’ from real wars

Red Friday | Feb 11, 2026

Comic Sans named official font of Department of War

Pentagon says change will improve lethality, readability, and morale

Gray Sea Liu | Feb 9, 2026

The Pentagon

Marine almost went finance but ‘would have punched a managing director’

"I almost got my MBA. Totally wanted to. But my dad wanted me to kill the enemies of America.”

Thunder Chicken | Feb 6, 2026

Marine Corps

ICE recruiters complain not enough candidates fail the ASVAB

Agency warns talent pool ‘dangerously close to functional literacy’

Cobra Commander | Feb 4, 2026

Veterans

Navy admits it’s been making up enlisted ranks this whole time

Service says prank began as jab at George Washington and ‘just got out of hand’

Bernard Buttersquash | Feb 2, 2026

Navy

Opinion

Opinion: My 'come and take them' tattoo was about my rights, not guns

BYOBooyah | Jan 30, 2026

Vet T-shirt company releases ‘shall be infringed’ line

Company says shift reflects ‘evolving understanding of constitutional rights’

Red Friday | Jan 28, 2026

Veterans

Chief’s ‘sea stories’ include at least 4 felonies

Junior sailors unsure whether to laugh, report to NCIS, or contact The Hague

Gray Sea Liu | Jan 26, 2026

Navy

Trump beats Danish prime minister to death with Nobel peace prize

White House says incident reflects ‘evolving interpretation of peace’

Paul Sharpe | Jan 23, 2026

The Pentagon

Fuck! You left your I.D. Card in your computer

One minor mistake triggers cascading operational collapse

Cobra Commander | Jan 21, 2026

Army

Army

Senior service college initiates new curriculum in strategic gaslighting

Course promises senior leaders ‘complete narrative dominance’ and zero accountability

Adrian DeRyder | Jan 19, 2026

Report: Venezuela strike ordered after Maduro ‘failed weight standards’

Defense secretary reportedly cites ‘global lack of standards’ as destabilizing force

Paul J. O’Leary | Jan 16, 2026

The Pentagon

Top 10 countries Trump will send you to attack rather than release the Epstein files

White House sources say ‘bombing foreigners’ remains preferred transparency substitute

Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh | Jan 14, 2026

The Pentagon

Nicolás maduro to return in Avengers: Doomsday

Marvel says former Venezuelan leader brings ‘authentic menace’ to next film.

Tony | Jan 12, 2026

OpFor

Trump adds his own name to Vietnam memorial

President says wall ‘needed a winner’ and ‘a little more gold’

Red Friday | Jan 9, 2026

The Pentagon

5 reasons this war for oil will be better than the last war for oil, and the one before that

Bull Winkle | Jan 7, 2026

Trump offers Maduro pardon for three kilos of cocaine

President says deal would be ‘tremendous,’ ‘very fair,’ and ‘honestly a win for everyone’

Red Friday | Jan 5, 2026

OpFor

Military websites undergo annual update to make them worse

“We’re working hard to make the SIPR sites you need the most confusing piles of shit imaginable," an official said.

Red Friday | Jan 2, 2026

The Pentagon

Pentagon strikes 'narco-terrorist' sleigh, reindeer off Venezuela coast

Notorious home invader finally neutralized in Christmas Eve strike, officials say.

Bull Winkle | Dec 25, 2025

The Pentagon

Hegseth blames fog of war after wrapping car around tree

Pentagon staff unsure whether to update safety briefs or call a meteorologist.

Tony | Dec 22, 2025

The Pentagon

National Guard

Most powerful military in history mobilized to arrest guy washing dishes

Pentagon confirms use of 47,000 troops, 92 aircraft, and 13 general officers to oversee the operation.

Red Friday | Dec 19, 2025