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Intel whistleblower accuses director of national intelligence of being Tulsi Gabbard

Officials deny claim, insist DNI ‘almost certainly a man’

W.E. Linde | Feb 13, 2026

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Hegseth saves billions by using green screen, pretending to invade countries

Pentagon says outcomes ‘indistinguishable’ from real wars

Red Friday | Feb 11, 2026

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Comic Sans named official font of Department of War

Pentagon says change will improve lethality, readability, and morale

Gray Sea Liu | Feb 9, 2026

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Marine almost went finance but ‘would have punched a managing director’

"I almost got my MBA. Totally wanted to. But my dad wanted me to kill the enemies of America.”

Thunder Chicken | Feb 6, 2026

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ICE recruiters complain not enough candidates fail the ASVAB

Cobra Commander | Feb 4, 2026

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Navy admits it’s been making up enlisted ranks this whole time

Service says prank began as jab at George Washington and ‘just got out of hand’

Bernard Buttersquash | Feb 2, 2026

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Opinion: My 'come and take them' tattoo was about my rights, not guns

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BYOBooyah | Jan 30, 2026

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Vet T-shirt company releases ‘shall be infringed’ line

Company says shift reflects ‘evolving understanding of constitutional rights’

Red Friday | Jan 28, 2026

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Chief’s ‘sea stories’ include at least 4 felonies

Junior sailors unsure whether to laugh, report to NCIS, or contact The Hague

Gray Sea Liu | Jan 26, 2026

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Trump beats Danish prime minister to death with Nobel peace prize

White House says incident reflects ‘evolving interpretation of peace’

Paul Sharpe | Jan 23, 2026

Fuck! You left your I.D. Card in your computer

One minor mistake triggers cascading operational collapse

Cobra Commander | Jan 21, 2026

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Senior service college initiates new curriculum in strategic gaslighting

Course promises senior leaders ‘complete narrative dominance’ and zero accountability

Adrian DeRyder | Jan 19, 2026

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Report: Venezuela strike ordered after maduro ‘failed weight standards’

Defense secretary reportedly cites ‘global lack of standards’ as destabilizing force

Paul J. O’Leary | Jan 16, 2026

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Top 10 countries Trump will send you to attack rather than release the Epstein files

White House sources say ‘bombing foreigners’ remains preferred transparency substitute

Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh | Jan 14, 2026

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Nicolás maduro to return in Avengers: Doomsday

Tony | Jan 12, 2026

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Trump adds his own name to Vietnam memorial

President says wall ‘needed a winner’ and ‘a little more gold’

Red Friday | Jan 9, 2026

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5 reasons this war for oil will be better than the last war for oil, and the one before that

Administration says it has ‘learned valuable lessons’ and ‘stopped pretending’

Bull Winkle | Jan 7, 2026

The Pentagon

Trump offers maduro pardon for three kilos of cocaine

President says deal would be ‘tremendous,’ ‘very fair,’ and ‘honestly a win for everyone’

Red Friday | Jan 5, 2026

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Military websites undergo annual update to make them worse

“We’re working hard to make the SIPR sites you need the most confusing piles of shit imaginable," an official said.

Red Friday | Jan 2, 2026

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Pentagon strikes 'narco-terrorist' sleigh, reindeer off Venezuela coast

Notorious home invader finally neutralized in Christmas Eve strike, officials say.

Bull Winkle | Dec 25, 2025

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Hegseth blames fog of war after wrapping car around tree

Pentagon staff unsure whether to update safety briefs or call a meteorologist.

Tony | Dec 22, 2025

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Most powerful military in history mobilized to arrest guy washing dishes

Pentagon confirms use of 47,000 troops, 92 aircraft, and 13 general officers to oversee the operation.

Red Friday | Dec 19, 2025

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Defense security cooperation agency replaced by office of cool Knives from the PX

Critics question strategic value of switchblade diplomacy.

Cobra Commander | Dec 17, 2025

Nation that doesn’t care about Russian war crimes also doesn’t care about American war crimes

“Unless it tastes good or looks cool, I am completely out of fucks to give,” said one citizen.

Task Force Football Bat | Dec 15, 2025

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Hegseth attends Army-Navy game in full pads

BYOBooyah | Dec 14, 2025

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Midshipmen say the rainbow dolphins “perfectly capture the soul of Navy football.”

BYOBooyah | Dec 13, 2025

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Hegseth says he supports contributions of ‘colored troops and broads’

Despite lacking a Ranger tab, defense secretary critiques women who earned theirs

Gray Sea Liu | Dec 12, 2025

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Hegseth disappointed sexual assault training only covers prevention

Defense Secretary allegedly confused training for a ‘how-to’ seminar.

Red Friday | Dec 10, 2025

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Grumpy | Dec 8, 2025

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Accountability! DoD IG fired over Hegseth Signal-gate report

SECDEF roots out deep state bureaucrats pushing radical left ideologies of law and ethics.

Paul Sharpe | Dec 5, 2025