ISIS soldier uploads YouTube rant about 'stolen martyrdom' from cab of VBIED
ERBIL, Kurdistan Region – ISIS soldier Ibraheem Lakdim has uploaded a video to his YouTube channel about ‘stolen martyrdom’ from the cab of a truck that was wired with 250 lbs of explosives, sources confirmed today.
“What up, everybody? It’s your boy, BreadnButtah69. I’m sitting here waiting for them to finish wiring my truck up, so I thought I’d holler at you for a minute about stolen martyrdom,” Lakdim said in the opening seconds of the video.
“I know a lotta ya’ll have opinions on this issue, but hear me out,” he added before launching into a 15 minute monologue with digressions on why liberal Muslims are whiny, which brand of hummus was complicit in a media war on Ramadan, and why flat brim turbans should be banned under Sharia law.
In one portion, Lakdim took issue with notions of free speech, which he says have been used in defense of stolen martyrdom.
“The thing of it is, they talk about free speech,” he said. “Oh, free speech this, free speech that, like they should be allowed to …
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