Revolutionary new bomb can destroy $3 million of taxpayer money in a single strike
WALTHAM, Massachusetts — In the ongoing war on fiscal prudence, a new bomb from Raytheon is ready to blow up the scene, sources confirmed today.
Raytheon is set to move into the operational testing phase for the most advanced bomb to ever be developed for the United States military.
The GBU-60, nicknamed the ‘Budget Buster,’ is capable of destroying up to $3 million of taxpayer money in a single strike, almost a thousand times as destructive as the Mark 82 bomb it is set to replace.
Raytheon attributes its enhanced destructive capability to costly innovations such as space age optical and thermal imaging, a precision laser-guided navigation and steering system, and a Martian death ray.
It is also capable of carrying 1.5 million dollars in cash that it can use to lure in suspecting terrorists before incinerating both them and between 10 to 37 percent of hard-earned American paychecks.
“The GBU-60 Budget Buster incorporates all the latest technology necessary to rapidly obliterate public cap…
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