
Green Beans Coffee stokes tensions in South China Sea
Irvine recommends every Marine try "200 reps of 7.62" in the Spratlys
Blondes Over Baghdad /

Air Force biolab criticized for toxic work environment
Maybe if you showed you actually deserve to be here your life would get better
Robin Berger /

U.S. Army W.T.F! Moments changes name to "Sadly, No Longer Surprising Army Moments"
"Yeah, that tracks," acknowledges Army spokesman
Duffel Blog Staff /

Russia news swings back to boring Ukraine invasion & war crimes
Gah! Can we get a comment from Doja Cat or something?
W.E. Linde /

First E4 Senator holds up nominations until DoD allows hands in pockets
E4 Mafia makes power move in US Senate
Blondes Over Baghdad /

CIA Concerned about TikTok’s "Leak Classified US Intelligence" Challenge
Totally sus videos living rent-free in their head
W.E. Linde /

Commissary limits retirees to two war stories per visit
Do not make eye contact. Just back away.
Robin Berger /

Army casts Jonathan Majors in new murder mystery set at Fort Hood
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh /

Kim Jong Un vows to kill suicidal North Koreans
North Korean leader promises at least 22 a day
Bull Winkle /

Navy Seal under fire for lewd OnlyFins account
One million subscribers say "Ar-Ar!'
Gray Sea Liu /

Leading barracks lawyers agree Trump should go AWOL
Bro, seriously. Like, I mean, f'real dog!
Task Force Football Bat /

Fossil of TriCareatops Discovered Outside Fort Bragg
Strippasaurus Rex remains elusive for troops without $20
Clay Beyersdorfer /

White paper about white papers printed on white paper
Seriously. And someone actually thinks you'll read it.
As For Class /

Major dies while on hold with SATO Travel
Literally no one surprised.
As For Class /

Are veterans bad for the economy? Experts say yes
Republicans and Democrats agree, debt crisis is vet's fault
Gray Sea Liu /

Airman morally opposed to drag show spends weekend at strip club
Makes sense when you think about it.
Bad Lawyer /

Command Sergeant Major suggests Ukraine tell Russia to stay off its grass
Also suggests assigning Russian Generals to area beautification
Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh /

Pentagon cancels car wash fundraiser after debt ceiling standoff averted
Soapies to remain a deployed thing
Whiskey Fueled Tirade /

Five-time suicide drone pilot gets another 72 virgins
Martyr ace thanks God, wives, Taliban
Robin Berger /

Poll finds Memorial Day more fun when no one mentions 'dead soldiers'
Maybe we could do something like "Xmas" but for Memorial Day?
Gray Sea Liu /

Meet the Memorial Day patriot stopping people from putting flags on graves of veterans who didn’t die in combat
A self-described “super humble guy,” O’Tool is quick to recount his exploits protecting the dignity of Memorial Day.
W.E. Linde /

Nerd Intel Officer won’t store top secret documents outside SCIF
Total dork probably eats his boogers
W.E. Linde /

Marine Corps rolls out Portapotty 2030
Bold plan overcomes strategic constipation
Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh /

Students forced to be woke! DeSantis sues Florida's 6th Ranger Training Battalion
People hungry and living outside less of an issue
Task Force Football Bat /

Oh no! The LT thinks he’s mentoring you
The passage of time is but a cruel fiction; there is nothing but pain for you now
W.E. Linde /
