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Zyn-Monster-condom pack sells out in minutes at PX
“I was first in line,” said Pfc. Travis Thompson, who camped overnight for the release.
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Combat vet joins War on Drugs
He's taking a firm stance not against, but in support of drug use.
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Clay Beyersdorfer
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The Atlantic: Please remove us from this distro
The publication's editor was added to another Signal chat called "Joint Ops Bantz 🔥💥🚀 (NO FOREIGN)"
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Dyslexic officer cuts IED training from EOD course
“Oops, I got my wires crossed again."
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Hegseth budget plan just stick figure with huge tits
Budgetary offices across the service branches are scrambling after receiving the ambiguous guidance.
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Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh
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Pentagon to weed out extremists by banning Marine Corps
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Hundreds dead after Air Force dining facility runs out of truffles, wagyu beef
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77 years after D-Day, 97 year-old veteran finally awarded letter of reprimand
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Hegseth orders military to paint 'Z' on all vehicles
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This Gorilla learned sign language, and immediately told everyone it went to West Point
"The very first thing he signed was, ‘Dookie, Sir, West Point, Sir!’”
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USS Clinton skipper claims he did not have international relations in South China Sea
“You should’ve seen what those beaches were wearing," the captain said.
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Medal of Dishonor
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Hegseth thinking that DEI Coordinator job at National Guard Bureau looks pretty sweet right now
The embattled Pentagon chief, long viewed as a DUI hire, is looking for the exits.
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Bull Winkle
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Applebee's to offer free meals only to WWI veterans
“Honoring the troops is core to our brand,” said Lauren Trent, Applebee’s Chief Marketing Officer.
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Bad Lawyer
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Duffel Blog Presents: The 10 dumbest military phrases
"There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up"
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Adrian DeRyder
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Navy kicks off 'Incel to Intel' recruiting campaign
The service's novel approach is to recruit technologically adept virgins into the intelligence community.
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Gray Sea Liu
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Hegseth congratulates historic last ever female to complete Best Ranger competition
"I’ve personally fired every female commander I can find, and now one has completed Best Ranger?”
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Paul J. O’Leary
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Leaked: Hegseth’s plan to 'de-gay' the military
Duffel Blog obtained the confidential memo.
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Jordan Hemlock
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Trade Wars Service Medal delayed by China tariffs
"The supplier increased the cost by 145%."
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Pope dies rather than spend 15 more minutes with a POG
Anonymous clergy sources confirmed that Francis had reviewed Vance’s background and uttered the words “Not today, Satan."
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Navy to outfit subs with torpedo bats
A 34-inch, 32-ounce piece of American maple hurtling through international waters with big league dreams.
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Soldier who doesn't care about politics ready to deter Russian-backed Chinese Iranians
“I just want to do my job, follow orders, and not think about all that foreign policy blah blah blah.”
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Pentagon removes 54th Massachusetts from Army records as 'DEI hires'
"Recruiting an entire regiment based only on skin color? What were we thinking?”
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Man who sat out war declares war on those who didn't
"People say, ‘Oh, they risked their lives, they served their country.’ But did they ever have to convince a medical doctor to write a note? I don’t…
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Dyslexic officer cuts IED training from EOD course
“Oops, I got my wires crossed again."
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USS Clinton skipper claims he did not have international relations in South China Sea
“You should’ve seen what those beaches were wearing," the captain said.
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Medal of Dishonor
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Duffel Blog Presents: The 10 dumbest military phrases
"There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up"
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Adrian DeRyder
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Navy kicks off 'Incel to Intel' recruiting campaign
The service's novel approach is to recruit technologically adept virgins into the intelligence community.
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Gray Sea Liu
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Navy to outfit subs with torpedo bats
A 34-inch, 32-ounce piece of American maple hurtling through international waters with big league dreams.
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Dozens killed in Navy SEAL raid on clandestine DEI cell
According to CIA data, in 2024 alone, DEI agents hosted more than 2,000 diversity-themed events.
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GWOT reenactors gather for disconnected violence, ill-conceived civil projects
Corners remain to be turned, contracts to be awarded
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