
Fort Hood running out of gates to name after murdered soldiers
"III Corpse" is less a typo than an undercount.

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Space Force chief releases annual ‘binge-watch’ list
Reading is sooooo 2019.

Space Force declares bankruptcy after Silicon Valley Bank collapse
Times are tough for all sorts of startups.

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DoD to migrate all field grade officers to the cloud
Taking obsolescent officers from flops to teraflops.

US Navy sub accidentally collides with downed Reaper drone
The Navy has categorized the event as a Class-A Oopsie.

Report: Chinese balloon pilot was attempting to defect to US
A tragic end to a heartbreaking flight for freedom or beer. Or possibly both.

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Navy spills green diesel over aquifer on St. Patrick's Day
Kiss me, I'm glowing!

Veteran unsure where to tattoo 'project management professional' on body
CompTIA and Microsoft CSA already have prime neck real estate .

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Marine stops masturbating long enough to return fire
No port-a-potties were harmed in the reporting of this article.

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Army unveils new logo that totally doesn’t resemble a butthole
You can't unsee it.