THE PENTAGON — Army Chief of Staff Gen. Raymond Odierno placed third in an Odierno lookalike contest, sources confirmed today. The event, held Friday afternoon, was...
Dick Scuttlebutt is an Army EOD officer. I’m going to do you a favor and not make the usual EOD excuses. “There are other units in front...
FORT BLISS, TX – Sgt. Maj. Michael Arnez made waves today at the local German club after sources reported overhearing the 23-year Army veteran yelling at...
The following is an opinion article written by the challenge coin of Col. Nathan Smith. Oh well look at that. Isn’t that nice. My boss just...
COLUMBUS, GA — The executive officer of the 36th Engineering Group fixed the recurring discipline problems of a junior soldier by transferring him to a different...
FAYETTEVILLE — Hunched shivering in the burned-out husk of a city bus, former Sgt. 1st Class Tina Allred readies her spear. Beside her former Specialist Joey...
FORT LEE, VA — A soldier who graduated basic training two weeks ago has accepted a position as BuzzFeed’s senior military advisor, submitting his first article...
Dear Needlessly Complex Army Flowchart, I’m moving to Fort Hood with my wife, and I’m concerned about housing. I understand that living in married housing is...
FT STEWART, GA — Critics are hailing a new 60-second television advertisement from Steel Brewing Company set to air during the Super Bowl, which features the tear-jerking...
PORTLAND, OR — Earlier today, local Army veteran Thomas Swanson made the mental decision to pick up running again, but not today. He will likely begin...
FORT HOOD — A man who got piss-drunk and barfed all over his roommate’s entire closet just months ago has successfully checked into your unit and...
LEESVILLE, WV – Officials are scrambling for answers after a West Virginia National Guard captain was revealed to be in an inappropriate relationship with his wife, who sources...
Secretary of the Army John McHugh penned this internal memorandum on Monday, sent to us by one of our contributors at the Pentagon, indicating that officers...
KABUL — A Command Sergeant Major serving in Kabul who reportedly said he’d fight the war “so his son wouldn’t have to” in 2001 sort of...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Pentagon announced today the results of a surprising study revealing that up to 86 percent of active-duty soldiers spend the majority of...
