Epic Open Letter To An American Badass Veteran From ISIS
Note: This story was originally published in Al-Daffla Blog, a joint media venture between Duffel Blog and Al Jazeera. Dear Mr. Badass Veteran Nick Powers,...
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ISIS Militants Surrender After Seizing Massive Shipment Of Meals Ready-To-Eat
MOSUL, Iraq — Militants of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) are surrendering en masse to the Iraqi government following the group’s...
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Senator Blames Halitosis, Russian Mistress On PTSD
WASHINGTON — The troubling plagiarism scandal of Sen. John Walsh (D-Montana) grew stranger today, after he told reporters that in addition to post-traumatic stress disorder being...
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US Says Donovian Militants Responsible For Shooting Down Malaysia Airliner
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Barack Obama told reporters he has a “mountain of evidence” that proves militants from the Donovian People’s Army shot down Malaysia Airlines...
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Sergeant Major Diverts Surveillance Drone To Check For Uniform Violations
The air is hot and stuffy inside the unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) ground control trailer at FOB Masum Ghar, located in the heart of southern Afghanistan....
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US Navy Adds Intense Creative Writing Course To SEAL Training
THE PENTAGON — Navy officials announced the extension of Navy SEAL training by one week, adding a grueling 40 hours of creative writing classes to...
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Platoon Leader Hospitalized After Horrific Car Accident, No One Notices
FORT DRUM, N.Y. — A platoon leader with 2nd Platoon Charlie Co., 2-22 Infantry Regiment was recently hospitalized for more than five days without a single...
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Amputee Finds Robotic Leg Just As Cool As He Thought It Would Be
FORT BRAGG, N.C. — An intelligence analyst who lost his leg in Afghanistan excitedly told reporters on Friday that having an artificial leg was just...
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Navy Captain Fired After Leading Unauthorized Whaling Expedition
SAN DIEGO, Calif. — The Navy announced it had relieved the captain of the USS Mustin (DDG-89) following an unauthorized whaling expedition during a training...
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President Obama Says Latest Fort Hood Shooting ‘Definitely’ A Terrorist Attack
FORT HOOD, Texas — In a speech to the nation at a military base rocked by another shooting which left three dead and 16 wounded,...
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Sergeants Major Academy Spokesman Admits E-9s Are ‘Pretty Much Worthless’
FORT BLISS, Texas — Sergeants Major across the Army have reacted with stunned outrage after candid comments from a spokesman for the Sergeants Major Academy...
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47 Arrested After Alcohol Abuse Skit Goes Horribly Wrong
FORT DRUM — Shock and outrage swept through upstate New York on Thursday after 47 soldiers from the 10th Brigade Support Battalion (BSB) were arrested on...
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Army Officer Beaten In Super Bowl Commercial Backlash
FORT DRUM — The horrific beating of a beloved Army officer this weekend has shocked the military community, causing some Pentagon officials to call for a...
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LEAKED MEMO: We Need To Purge Soldiers Who Deployed To Iraq Or Afghanistan
Secretary of the Army John McHugh penned this internal memorandum on Monday, sent to us by one of our contributors at the Pentagon, indicating that...
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BREAKING: 10th Mountain Division Nowhere Near Any Fucking Mountains
FORT DRUM, NY — Top Pentagon officials are in an uproar this week after news has leaked out that the Army’s vaunted 10th Mountain Division — celebrated...
