WASHINGTON — Post and Base Commanders across all branches of service have steadily become aware of the seasonal low morale within the military, sources confirmed today.
OKINAWA, Japan — Pandemonium and debauchery has descended upon military personnel confined to their barracks in Okinawa, sources confirmed today. Bits and pieces of information is still coming in, b
"The clown discovered many things about me in the months and years after our initial encounter. Enough to now claim alimony..."
“Listen. If we made it gold, we would have to change the WO-1 rank to gold, too. And we all know the CW-5s would flip their shit if that happened...”
FORT POLK, La. — The U.S. Army will rename its Joint Readiness Training Center to The Center for LARPing Army Preparation of Excellence, sources confirmed today. The Center, which serves as the Army
FORT BRAGG, N.C. — The US Army has declared victory in its longest-running operation with a stinging series of maneuvers against the grass, rocks and dirt that for years have threatened to overtak