‘Call for Fyre Festival’ dupes Millennials into enlisting
FORT SILL, Okla.—Millennial recruits and their helicopter parents are demanding answers after the Army’s “Call for Fyre Festival” failed to deliver on its promises of...
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Alabama National Guardsman charged after aborting unplanned mission
GHAZNI, Afghanistan — An Alabama National Guard lieutenant is facing legal action after he aborted a botched mission, sources confirmed today. 1st Lt. Casey Wade...
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John Walker Lindh killed in drone strike moments after release
BENEDICT, Mont. — “American Taliban” John Walker Lindh tasted freedom for approximately 47 seconds before a Hellfire missile fired from an unmanned aerial vehicle ensured...
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Chelsea Manning comes out as cisgender, asks Trump for clemency
ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Chelsea Manning has come out as a heterosexual man and is asking President Donald Trump for clemency, sources confirmed today. Manning, who...
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Forward observer’s bracket ‘totally screwed’ after first round
KHOST, Afghanistan — A U.S. Army forward observer’s bracket is “totally screwed” after only the first round, sources confirmed today. Bracketing is a common practice...
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Army to name new attack helicopter after Elizabeth Warren
FORT RUCKER, Ala. — The U.S. Army will honor Elizabeth Warren and her Native American ancestry with the latest addition to its helicopter fleet, the...
