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Author: Merrick

Merrick served as an army infantryman in Iraq. He's a surfer from Southern California which means he's cooler than you and could probably nail your girlfriend. Reach him at [email protected]
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OCEANSIDE, Calif. — Despite being the most overqualified candidate ever to volunteer, Superman has been rejected for Army service because he’s an illegal alien, Duffel Blog has learned. When he walked into the Oceanside Army National Guard’s recruiting office, Sgt. 1st Class Armando Lamb knew he was the perfect recruit. “Faster than a bullet, stronger than a locomotive and […]
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the infamous Miley Cyrus performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, U.S. military psychological units have been broadcasting the video to every known Al Qaeda operative worldwide in an effort to confuse, depress and annoy the hardcore, battle hardened terrorists into surrender. “We used the same strategy in Panama,” said Pentagon […]
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