RALEIGH, N.C. — A local man is doing his part to do nothing for veterans except raise the public’s awareness that they exist through a viral video campaign, sources confirmed today. Richard Ti
QUANTICO, Va. — After a heartbreaking injury during his latest deployment, heroic military working dog Sgt. Fluffy has been given a service lance corporal to help him through daily life. Spokesmen f
TRACY, Calif. — A pair of military heroes are leading the effort to stop their neighbors from lighting fireworks, sources say. “You know, we went over there and did awesome operator things for
The following is a brief given by the motivated Mullah Al Habib to new ISIS insurgents before they leave for Europe. Okay, listen up men! Today is the first day of a brand new assignment, and I kn
URASOE, Japan — A Marine sergeant major stationed on Camp Kinser, Okinawa, is physically unable to choose any selection from a vending machine not labeled “E9,” sources confirmed today.
WASHINGTON — As the nation’s capital continues to dig out from Winter Storm Jonah, Vice President Joe Biden has come under fire for apparently praising Edward Snowden in comments he reporte
The following is an opinion article by the Vice President of the United States, Joseph R. Biden. America, it’s come to my attention that there has been a fair amount of ill-will toward our admi
AFGHANISTAN — Deep in the most remote regions of Afghanistan, loyal San Francisco 49er fans serving in a Recon platoon are eagerly awaiting news of their beloved football team, and speculating on h
USS JOHN C. STENNIS – Navy investigators on supercarrier USS John C. Stennis (CVN-74) have no leads after a string of three gruesome murders onboard the ship, officials report. The first incident o
CORONADO, CA — U.S. Navy pilot Lt. Nick Reynolds will soon be awarded the Navy Achievement Medal (NAM), after successfully firing a missile on a friendly F-18 fighter jet during live-fire training,
