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Author: Lee Ho Fuk

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FORT CAMPBELL, Tenn. — Soldiers and their families participating in a mandatory unit holiday function were denied the use of cold weather gear by their Command Sergeant Major over the weekend, sources confirmed today. Claiming it was full daylight, and therefore “not cold,” Command Sgt. Maj. Wilberforce Dix banned the use of snivel gear not […]
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump’s national security adviser Michael Flynn has resigned his post amid constant bullying from Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis and Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly, sources confirmed. The two retired Marine generals pushed the former intelligence chief repeatedly in the halls of The White House, and at least one stole Flynn’s lunch money on a daily […]
UNDERGROUND BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN IDAHO — After the stunning conclusion of the presidential election on Tuesday, doomsday prepper Eric Hicks has a surplus of ammunition and no apocalypse to shoot at, sources confirmed. On Wednesday, Hicks disappointingly awoke to an America not being overrun with transgender communists, goose-stepping femnazis, or invading UN troops dressed in […]
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