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Author: Dirty

Dirty once ate frozen yogurt while pulling security around an ice cream truck deep in a Thai jungle. His hobbies include rock painting, ditch digging, radio checks, and SSD1.
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YOUR LOCATION — Capt. Alan Michaels, the Battalion Chaplain, is on a direct course for your immediate gaggle of soldiers, leaving a trail of dead conversations and awkward silence in his wake, sources confirmed today. Michaels is perhaps best known for his long, pointless stories from boot camp, usually told in an effort to remind […]
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NORFOLK, Va. — In what would be a stunning break from over two centuries of Naval tradition, the U.S. Navy has revealed it is currently weighing the idea of “giving up the ship, just for like, a minute, just to see how it feels,” sources confirmed today. The Navy hasn’t seriously considered giving up the ship since […]
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INSIDE YOUR HEAD — Sorry to wake you. I just wanted to remind you, don’t forget your rifle before you go out on patrol. Wait, where is your rifle? Oh, right next to you. Whew. Also, you remember that time at Basic when like, six drill sergeants were screaming at you, and everyone else was […]
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