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Author: Dirk Diggler

Dirk Diggler is going to hell in a handbasket.
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YAVIN IV — The Rebel High Command announced Thursday it had indicted several Rebel officers for fraud and bribery, including the legendary Adm. Gial Ackbar. Ackbar, along with several other senior members of the Rebel Alliance, are suspected of an elaborate scandal involving the notorious intergalactic gangster, “Fat Jabba.” According to investigators, Rebel Calamari cruisers, […]
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WEST POINT, N.Y. — West Point leaders announced on Saturday they were hoping to finally end the Army’s 14-year slump in Iraq and Afghanistan, noting that the nation’s largest military service had not decisively defeated its rivals since routing Taliban forces in late 2001/early 2002. “There was a brief moment in December 2001 when we thought we had […]
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THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Jordanian-born terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi issued a sternly-worded message in the wake of presidential campaign rhetoric suggesting that either George W. Bush or Barack Obama founded ISIS. “Look, I got really upset at Obama when he made those ‘you didn’t build that’ comments, since, contrary to what that […]
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