- Duffel Blog
Duffel Blog is the first and only satirical news outlet devoted to the U.S. military community. Since 2012, we have poked fun at generals, lieutenants, and everyone in between while helping military members and civilians think critically about national security through satire and humor.
Duffel Blog is produced by dozens of writers, editors, and creators from the enlisted and officer ranks of every branch of the U.S. military (though we’re looking for a Space Force member and a few other recruits).
As an independent, reader-supported publication, Duffel Blog is only made possible with the backing of people like you. We are so grateful for your support. 🙏🏻
Looks like @DuffelBlog has a paid subscription option now. Normally I'd never pay for something like that because everything on the Internet should totally be free always. But in the case of @DuffelBlog I am IN.
(Also just FYI the site is satire)
— Dan Cornell (@danielcornell)
Jan 13, 2021
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— Kathleen J. McInnis 🌻 (@kjmcinnis1)
Sep 23, 2022
Why you should subscribe
Duffel Blog was founded on the premise that there was plenty of absurdity in the national security world, and it needed to be pointed out. Now, after a decade of publishing and millions of readers later, it’s safe to say that we were right.
Yet times are tough in digital media, even more so for a small operation like Duffel Blog with one editor and dozens of part-time military writers. The laughs over the years kept increasing, but our social media reach and advertising revenue steadily declined. So in 2020, we moved to an email newsletter on Substack to sustain Duffel Blog for decades to come. And now that all those annoying and intrusive advertisements are gone, we rely on reader support to pay our writers and editors to produce original content that keeps the military veteran community laughing every week.
Free readers of Duffel Blog get occasional newsletters, but paid subscribers help to directly support the Duffel Blog and get:
Every new Duffel Blog (4 stories a week, M-W-F-S) We’ll even throw in a PDF copy of our ‘Best of Duffel Blog’ book with hundreds of hilarious stories and staff commentary.
Access to our comment community and full archive (10+ years of laughs).
A massive amount of gratitude from a team of military writers for your support.
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Duffel Blog Founder Releases Book to Mark 5 Years of Military Humor (Military.com)
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Senate Minority Leader Fooled by Report in Military Version of The Onion (Wired Magazine)
Where the U.S. Army Is Winless (Time Magazine)
Military satire on display via the Duffel Blog (Military Times)
Prank and File: These Military Reports Are Out of Line (The Wall Street Journal)
Praise for Duffel Blog
Hilarious @DuffelBlog: "John McCain Angered Over Loss Of Hanoi Hilton Honors Points" duffelblog.com/2017/06/john-m…
— John McCain (@SenJohnMcCain)
Jun 14, 2017
Since we’re living in a parody of real life, we might as well let @DuffelBlog rename the army bases. I assume we’ll end up with Forts Yossarian, Bilko, and Hogan (can’t name the base after Sergeant Schultz, I’m afraid), among others.
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol)
Jun 10, 2020
How d you stink out the joint when it’s OUR VETS? Who gave all they had??
VA Secretary forgets to fire himself after promising to rid agency of corruption duffelblog.com/2018/03/va-sec… via @DuffelBlog
— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations)
Mar 9, 2018
Frequently asked questions
Who writes Duffel Blog?
Duffel Blog is written and edited by a talented team of hundreds of military service members and veterans who run the gamut of enlisted and officer ranks in every branch of the U.S. military.
Has Duffel Blog ever fooled anyone?
Yes. Duffel Blog is frequently taken seriously despite its satirical nature. The most notable example comes from 2013 when Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) wrote a letter to the Pentagon asking for more information on a Duffel Blog article that reported G.I. Bill benefits would be offered to prisoners at Guantanamo Bay. The letter made national news and made us laugh ourselves silly.
Other examples include a story that fooled a writer at Gizmodo, another that led to constituents calling into the office of Rep. Jim Moran (D-Va.), which prompted an official statement in response, and frequent cases that have appeared on the fact-checking website Snopes.
What does the Pentagon think of Duffel Blog?
We like to think the top leadership at the Pentagon enjoys Duffel Blog, despite a number of public affairs officials complaining over the years after they’ve received angry calls that can be traced back to us (sorry, not sorry).
Duffel Blog counts Defense Secretary Jim Mattis as one of its fans. In an interview with CBS News in 2013, Mattis said, “they’ve made a lot of fun of me and I’ve enjoyed every bit of it,” adding, “It’s good that these young men are poking a little bit of fun at us … I enjoy the feedback actually.”
In another interview with The Washington Post in 2013, he said, “Duffel Blog is a beautifully crafted response to an increasingly stuffy environment in today’s America. Duffel Blog reminds us of much of what we in the military fight for — the freedom to think our own way and to laugh about the absurdities without being mean-spirited.”
At one point, Mattis had Duffel Blog mentioned in his official biography at Stanford.
Pentagon spokesman George Little also praised Duffel Blog in 2013, telling The Washington Post that “it helps put many things in healthy perspective, even when it’s a little over the top or overly satirical. In the very serious world we live in at the Pentagon, a bit of levity can actually help advance the mission.” He also urged military public affairs professionals to read the site in a speech he gave at Fort Meade.
Duffel Blog frequently gets positive feedback from military service members, veterans, and civilian national security professionals.
Duffel Blog is a parody of a news organization, and all content it publishes is satirical in nature. No content should be regarded as truthful, and no reference to an individual, company, or military unit seeks to inflict malice or emotional harm. All characters, groups, and military units appearing in these works are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual military units and companies is purely coincidental.
Duffel Blog is not intended for readers under 18 years of age or those without a sense of humor.