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Paul Sharpe

US says it will stay in Syria until it spends $1 trillion defeating ISIS

G-Had

Obituary: R. Lee Ermey, Marine, Actor, POG

Maxx Butthurt

Air Force Combat Controller shares the best method for clearing a room filled with insurgents

Dick Scuttlebutt

New guy in the platoon always reading books, like some kind of nerd

Drew Ferrol

Navy plans to reduce suicide by monitoring sailors at all times

blondesoverbaghdad

Troops on border continue winning hearts and spades

Lee Ho Fuk

DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Top 10 phrases used by subordinates, and what they really mean

Epic Blunder

Level 63 Paladin granted religious exemption to grow neckbeard

Jack S. McQuack

Drinking eight Rip Its a day could help you live longer, study by specialist with no teeth says

Addison Blu

Dan Crenshaw stabs Pete Davidson in the eye, or whatever

Cat Astronaut

North Pole warns of pilot shortage as reindeer leave for commercial sleighlines

Grumpy

DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Holden Caulfield gives your weekend safety brief

Slab Squatthrust

Border Wall to be constructed out of unfinished Coast Guard cutters

Sgt B

Trump vows to learn identity of unknown soldier during Memorial Day speech

Donnell

Top military officers confused by Harvey Weinstein suffering consequences amid harassment allegations

The Shammer

Duffel Blog Presents: 26 mythological creatures the troops have heard of but never seen

Dirk Diggler

Admiral Ackbar indicted in ‘Fat Jabba’ scandal

Frederick Taub

West Point Cadets expelled for racially motivated salute

Ted Heller

SHAMEFUL: Homeowner Association orders combat vet to remove flag from his lawn

Joe Zieja

Trump Cancels Afghanistan War Due to Weather

armydave

Army sergeant’s steampunk top hat springs class III leak in formation

She-Ra

Rubber rifle finally gets confirmed kill

Juice Box

TALK LOUDER: A Military Guide To Group Work

Rob

#WTF? Army ends program to support ‘Generation Z’ recruits

Tony

Opinion: Are we dead or just in Kuwait?

Dirty

Honorary Chief Bill Cosby forced to resign with O-5 pension and benefits

Jake Slager

Thanksgiving declares unconditional surrender in War on Christmas

Kate C

Woman with sheepdog allergies in critical condition following night with SEAL

Ron

Military Spouse Gets Chip Bag Stuck On Its Head

Yossarian

Navy plans to swell recruitment and retention through increased use of phallic imagery

Lieutenant Dan

Coast Guard suspends hurricane relief operations for racial sensitivity training after circle gesture airs on national TV

Dark Laughter

Trump warns rival nations of ‘frighteningly random’ reaction to any aggression

Erik Sullivan

Trump’s plan for Syrian civil war stalls after Risk board game runs out of pieces

W.T. DOOR

Air Force suffering from massive sky penis envy

The Leg Ranger

Senator proudly cites DNA test to prove he’s nearly 1 percent veteran

John "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Mittle

Pro Athletes To Ask Troops For Military ID Prior To Giving Up First Class Seats

Andrew Calin

Point/Counterpoint: Noise discipline must never be compromised vs. A fart is always funny and should be celebrated

Duffel Blog Staff

DARPA announces it will no longer do work for Google

Mason Bube

Soldier stationed in South Korea relieved Trump is canceling exercise

CharlieMike

Jody Moth makes sure soldier’s lamp is okay

Merrick

Superman Rejected For Military Service Since He’s An Illegal Alien

Jack Mandaville

Opinion: I support the troops 100% as long as they agree 100% with my political views

Bravo

New ALARACT authorizes military police to ticket Army regulation violators

Danger Close

Marine dies waiting for pair-of-socks transplant donor

Jay

DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Rudyard Kipling gives your weekend safety brief

Bolo Bill

Zip-tied Somali pirates bet on how many SEAL memoirs they’ll be in

Joe D.

Charles ‘Wide Neck’ McDowell leads USO Tour request voting

Wob Weego

Navy SEALs no longer allowed to wear blackface

The Wolfman

Potential employer says ‘veteran status’ is ‘sooo 2010’

Howie

Coast Guard unveils ‘Maritime Darwinism’ policy after getting $2.28 billion budget cut on its birthday

As For Class

Contractor Who Never Served Showing All The Trappings Of A True Vet Bro

Courtney Massengale

Dead AK-47 Inventor To Be Buried In Mud For A Week, Cleaned Off, Then Put Back To Work

Ratrace

Chipotle modifies Veterans Day promotion to exclude fat soldiers

Maxwell McPoyle

Marine who hasn’t slept in 32 hours is lazy and undisciplined, platoon sergeant reports

Veishnoriets

Last American president to actually win a war has passed on

da kine

Major Openly Hoping For Separation

Davies

‘I still like beer’ says soldier at 2nd DUI hearing

Stormtrooper

Corps To Issue Afghanistan Campaign Medal To Garrison Marines

Philip Block

Trump announces Afghan troop surge, new Kabul hotel project

Skeletor

SemperFuxit: Marine Corps votes to exit Dept. of the Navy

Roger Wilco

Pokemon’s Lieutenant Surge hopelessly lost in Viridian Forest

sandy

General Mattis Takes ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Knee Deep Sailor

Crew super freaked out by new cook who didn’t join for the signing bonus

Gruff Sparty

Army hopeful new combat fitness test will turn the tide of war in Afghanistan

Semper I

THE DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Your CrossFit WOD

Paul Silk

Army sniper unable to hit toilet bowl

Zach

Army’s new ‘Holistic Medics’ treat gunshot wounds with crystals, essential oils

L.T. Original G.

National Infantry Museum to host gallery of porta-potty artwork

Pte Bloggins

140% Of Crimeans Vote To Join Russia In Landslide Referendum

Notorious SSF

Female Cadet Rushes Home With Copy of Grand Theft Auto V, Can’t Wait To Experience Raging Misogyny

NavyFork

Navy Chief Who’s Proud To Be A Chief Wears Chief T-Shirt That Says So

Mike

DHS Purchases 1.2 Billion ‘Domestic Anti-Personnel’ Rounds

Joey Miami

Pentagon worries that plunging morale might affect morale

Saint Andard

General breaks jaw while talking out of both sides of mouth

SNAFU

Poll: Support for another Crusade at highest level since 14th century

rockorsomething

Duffel Blog Presents: Holiday gift ideas for your favorite vetbro

DeadEar

Report: Jody opening your wife’s border while you protect ours

Justin Coates

DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: H.P. Lovecraft gives your weekend safety brief

Bull Winkle

Pentagon fails first audit and still gets promoted to Hexagon

Little Bear

Self-described ‘sheep dog’ actually more of an asshole than anything else

Hammer Lip

Terminally Ill Make-a-Wish Child Accused Of Stolen Valor

EL COMANDANTE

New Urinalysis Tests Whether Military Members ‘Actually Give A Shit’

Ross Magee

Dick Cheney Negotiates No-Bid Contract To Maintain Insurgent Humvees

Frederick Benteen

Chinese Hackers Access Performance Reviews Of 3 Million Shitty Federal Workers

johnp

Pentagon Mandates Suicide Prevention Briefings For Afghan Troops

Dirty Harry

Trump replaces Kim with Trump on redesigned peace talks challenge coin

Loose Change

NSA Launches ‘Revenge Porn Site’

Poet_of_Sport

Neller wishes Mattis would hurry up and approve his Memorial Day leave request

fodcheck

DoD To Charge Admission Fee For Base Access To Fix Budget Shortfalls

Phil McCracken

DoD to require passwords to be changed every day, use at least 27 different letters

AndieDiGianni

Tricare to extend benefits to that girl you hooked up with two years ago

Perpetual Captain

Army Specialist earns recognition at company demotion ceremony

Shawn Robbins

Some Americans Believe Coast Guard Is Massive Wall To Keep Mexicans Out, Study Finds

Smelly Infidel

Don’t Ask: One Year After DADT Repeal Sergeant Major Tells, ‘Still Work To Be Done’

Nick Shafer

Female Marine Charges Obstacle Course With Sexual Harassment

Jake the Rake

Brave Airman Sends Steak Back At DFAC, Fights For Well Cooked Meal

fernando

Book Review: Military Thriller ‘Fifty Shades of Green’ Hits Bestseller Lists Worldwide

LtWhoCares

Air Force begins lobbying for next trillion-dollar flying clusterfuck

Major Psilocybin

Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps placed on Body Composition Program

Jay Hollis

Pentagon officials fear ISIS militants now armed with reflective belts

Lt Hicox

Grim Reaper to dress as Secretary Mattis for Halloween

Angry Staff Officer

DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Jane Austen gives your weekend safety brief

Ricky Recon

Troops Issued New Karzai-Approved Rifle Combat Sights, Engraved ROE

Jim Garamone

Officials Note Progress in Afghanistan, Difficulty for Taliban

armyd

Lockheed Upbeat Despite F-35 Losing Dogfight To Red Baron

ChiliMac

Space Force now soliciting uniform concepts from industry

Wet N. Sandy

ISIS Threatens Attack On Puppy Bowl

TurnTheMapAround

Green Beans Coffee lands $3 billion contract to open 2,000 locations along border

Charlie Foxtrot

Fleshlights Issued To Male Soldiers In Bid To Decrease Combat Zone Pregnancies

Captain Obvious

Retired sergeant major discovers freedom is free

NotBenedictArnold

Battalion commander’s list of number one priorities hits 50

MapleSausage

Marine Corps adds ‘file to trash bin’ to Command Climate Survey procedures

sunshine

Marine Killed By Complacency In Afghanistan

Otto Miller

Army To Lower Divorce Rates By Training Soldiers Not To Marry Strippers

Troy Livingston

Army radiologist awarded for spotting softball-size tumor

Dirty Mac

Art Criticism Draws Outrage From Guantanamo Detainees

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