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Paul Sharpe

US says it will stay in Syria until it spends $1 trillion defeating ISIS

G-Had

Obituary: R. Lee Ermey, Marine, Actor, POG

Maxx Butthurt

Air Force Combat Controller shares the best method for clearing a room filled with insurgents

Dick Scuttlebutt

New guy in the platoon always reading books, like some kind of nerd

Drew Ferrol

Navy plans to reduce suicide by monitoring sailors at all times

blondesoverbaghdad

Deeply-broken Major looks forward to mentoring high-functioning Captains

Lee Ho Fuk

DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Top 10 phrases used by subordinates, and what they really mean

Epic Blunder

Cleveland Browns relieve 1st SFAB in Afghanistan

Addison Blu

Marines mop parking lot in preparation for VIP hurricane

Jack S. McQuack

Pentagon bans female service-members from jogging amid safety concerns

Cat Astronaut

Taliban declare ceasefire until Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson get back together

Grumpy

DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Holden Caulfield gives your weekend safety brief

Slab Squatthrust

Captain Jack Sparrow named new Coast Guard commandant

Sgt B

Trump vows to learn identity of unknown soldier during Memorial Day speech

Donnell

Top military officers confused by Harvey Weinstein suffering consequences amid harassment allegations

The Shammer

UN plan to invade America postponed for 26th year in a row

Dirk Diggler

Admiral Ackbar indicted in ‘Fat Jabba’ scandal

Frederick Taub

West Point Cadets expelled for racially motivated salute

Ted Heller

SHAMEFUL: Homeowner Association orders combat vet to remove flag from his lawn

armydave

Army sergeant’s steampunk top hat springs class III leak in formation

Joe Zieja

NSA updates privacy policy

Juice Box

TALK LOUDER: A Military Guide To Group Work

She-Ra

Marines’ balls bigger than ever this year

Rob

#WTF? Army ends program to support ‘Generation Z’ recruits

Tony

Opinion: Are we dead or just in Kuwait?

Dirty

Honorary Chief Bill Cosby forced to resign with O-5 pension and benefits

Jake Slager

Opinion: Marines on steroids are all the rage right now. Seriously. Please send help

Kate C

Woman with sheepdog allergies in critical condition following night with SEAL

Ron

Military Spouse Gets Chip Bag Stuck On Its Head

Yossarian

Navy plans to swell recruitment and retention through increased use of phallic imagery

Lieutenant Dan

Coast Guard suspends hurricane relief operations for racial sensitivity training after circle gesture airs on national TV

Dark Laughter

Trump warns rival nations of ‘frighteningly random’ reaction to any aggression

Erik Sullivan

Trump’s plan for Syrian civil war stalls after Risk board game runs out of pieces

The Leg Ranger

Senator proudly cites DNA test to prove he’s nearly 1 percent veteran

W.T. DOOR

John McCain swiftly kicked out of Heaven’s Officer Club

John "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Mittle

Pro Athletes To Ask Troops For Military ID Prior To Giving Up First Class Seats

Andrew Calin

Point/Counterpoint: Noise discipline must never be compromised vs. A fart is always funny and should be celebrated

Duffel Blog Staff

DARPA announces it will no longer do work for Google

Mason Bube

Soldier stationed in South Korea relieved Trump is canceling exercise

CharlieMike

Jody Moth makes sure soldier’s lamp is okay

Merrick

Superman Rejected For Military Service Since He’s An Illegal Alien

Jack Mandaville

Opinion: I support the troops 100% as long as they agree 100% with my political views

Danger Close

Marine dies waiting for pair-of-socks transplant donor

Bravo

The untold story behind the name of the US Army Special Operations Command

Jay

DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Rudyard Kipling gives your weekend safety brief

Bolo Bill

Former PT stud now lives in barn

Joe D.

National Guardsman refuses to guard nation

The Wolfman

Potential employer says ‘veteran status’ is ‘sooo 2010’

Howie

Coast Guard unveils ‘Maritime Darwinism’ policy after getting $2.28 billion budget cut on its birthday

Courtney Massengale

Dead AK-47 Inventor To Be Buried In Mud For A Week, Cleaned Off, Then Put Back To Work

Wob Weego

The 10 best jobs for veterans during a zombie apocalypse

As For Class

Navy totally going to turn this ship around if Marines don’t stop poking each other

Ratrace

Chipotle modifies Veterans Day promotion to exclude fat soldiers

Maxwell McPoyle

Marine who hasn’t slept in 32 hours is lazy and undisciplined, platoon sergeant reports

da kine

Major Openly Hoping For Separation

Davies

‘I still like beer’ says soldier at 2nd DUI hearing

Stormtrooper

Corps To Issue Afghanistan Campaign Medal To Garrison Marines

Philip Block

Trump announces Afghan troop surge, new Kabul hotel project

Skeletor

SemperFuxit: Marine Corps votes to exit Dept. of the Navy

sandy

General Mattis Takes ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Veishnoriets

Taliban shadow government recognized by United Nations for anti-corruption drive

Knee Deep Sailor

Crew super freaked out by new cook who didn’t join for the signing bonus

Gruff Sparty

Army hopeful new combat fitness test will turn the tide of war in Afghanistan

Roger Wilco

Marine Corps releases 2018 Commandant’s Professional Binge-Watching List

Semper I

North Korea executes, trains new rocket scientists

Zach

Army’s new ‘Holistic Medics’ treat gunshot wounds with crystals, essential oils

L.T. Original G.

National Infantry Museum to host gallery of porta-potty artwork

Pte Bloggins

140% Of Crimeans Vote To Join Russia In Landslide Referendum

Notorious SSF

Female Cadet Rushes Home With Copy of Grand Theft Auto V, Can’t Wait To Experience Raging Misogyny

NavyFork

Navy Chief Who’s Proud To Be A Chief Wears Chief T-Shirt That Says So

Mike

DHS Purchases 1.2 Billion ‘Domestic Anti-Personnel’ Rounds

Joey Miami

Pentagon worries that plunging morale might affect morale

SNAFU

Poll: Support for another Crusade at highest level since 14th century

Justin Coates

DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: H.P. Lovecraft gives your weekend safety brief

Little Bear

Self-described ‘sheep dog’ actually more of an asshole than anything else

Hammer Lip

Terminally Ill Make-a-Wish Child Accused Of Stolen Valor

EL COMANDANTE

New Urinalysis Tests Whether Military Members ‘Actually Give A Shit’

Ross Magee

Dick Cheney Negotiates No-Bid Contract To Maintain Insurgent Humvees

Frederick Benteen

Chinese Hackers Access Performance Reviews Of 3 Million Shitty Federal Workers

DeadEar

Mattis thankful envelopes contained ricin instead of MRE Charms

johnp

Pentagon Mandates Suicide Prevention Briefings For Afghan Troops

Dirty Harry

Trump replaces Kim with Trump on redesigned peace talks challenge coin

Loose Change

NSA Launches ‘Revenge Porn Site’

Poet_of_Sport

Neller wishes Mattis would hurry up and approve his Memorial Day leave request

fodcheck

DoD To Charge Admission Fee For Base Access To Fix Budget Shortfalls

Phil McCracken

DoD to require passwords to be changed every day, use at least 27 different letters

AndieDiGianni

Tricare to extend benefits to that girl you hooked up with two years ago

Perpetual Captain

Army Specialist earns recognition at company demotion ceremony

Shawn Robbins

Some Americans Believe Coast Guard Is Massive Wall To Keep Mexicans Out, Study Finds

Smelly Infidel

Don’t Ask: One Year After DADT Repeal Sergeant Major Tells, ‘Still Work To Be Done’

Nick Shafer

Female Marine Charges Obstacle Course With Sexual Harassment

Jake the Rake

Brave Airman Sends Steak Back At DFAC, Fights For Well Cooked Meal

fernando

Book Review: Military Thriller ‘Fifty Shades of Green’ Hits Bestseller Lists Worldwide

Paul Silk

STDs get tested for sailors

LtWhoCares

Air Force begins lobbying for next trillion-dollar flying clusterfuck

Bull Winkle

Now 17, Afghan War still pissed it never had quinceañera

Major Psilocybin

Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps placed on Body Composition Program

Jay Hollis

Pentagon officials fear ISIS militants now armed with reflective belts

Angry Staff Officer

DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Jane Austen gives your weekend safety brief

Ricky Recon

Troops Issued New Karzai-Approved Rifle Combat Sights, Engraved ROE

Jim Garamone

Officials Note Progress in Afghanistan, Difficulty for Taliban

armyd

Lockheed Upbeat Despite F-35 Losing Dogfight To Red Baron

Wet N. Sandy

ISIS Threatens Attack On Puppy Bowl

Charlie Foxtrot

Fleshlights Issued To Male Soldiers In Bid To Decrease Combat Zone Pregnancies

Captain Obvious

Retired sergeant major discovers freedom is free

NotBenedictArnold

Battalion commander’s list of number one priorities hits 50

MapleSausage

Marine Corps adds ‘file to trash bin’ to Command Climate Survey procedures

sunshine

Marine Killed By Complacency In Afghanistan

Otto Miller

Army To Lower Divorce Rates By Training Soldiers Not To Marry Strippers

Troy Livingston

Army radiologist awarded for spotting softball-size tumor

Dirty Mac

Art Criticism Draws Outrage From Guantanamo Detainees

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