Connect with us

Meet The Team

Paul Sharpe

Admiral McRaven defends millennials in viral TikTok video

G-Had

Pornhub opens first SIPR website

Maxx Butthurt

“Don’t worry, this chapter of my book will be awesome” SEAL tells dying teammate

Dick Scuttlebutt

Opinion: Once again, my shithead husband will be deployed for the birth of our child

blondesoverbaghdad

Sailor can’t pee unless someone is watching

Drew

Navy plans to reduce suicide by monitoring sailors at all times

Epic Blunder

Marine officer says Marine units should use LSD to gain edge over enemy

Lee Ho Fuk

DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Top 10 phrases used by subordinates, and what they really mean

Cat Astronaut

We didn’t want to invite John Walker Lindh to our Memorial Day party, but his potato salad is so damn delicious

Jack S. McQuack

Inclusivity FTW! After this man was fired from every job he ever had, the Army gave him power over life and death

Addison Blu

Agent Penis reassigned after CIA intruder blows his cover

Slab Squatthrust

Veteran insecure about not having USAA card at group lunch

Grumpy

DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Holden Caulfield gives your weekend safety brief

Sgt B

Trump vows to learn identity of unknown soldier during Memorial Day speech

Donnell

Top military officers confused by Harvey Weinstein suffering consequences amid harassment allegations

The Shammer

Duffel Blog Presents: 26 mythological creatures the troops have heard of but never seen

Dirk Diggler

Army strategists much better at planning fantasy wars instead of war in Afghanistan

Frederick Taub

West Point Cadets expelled for racially motivated salute

Joe Zieja

E-4 accidentally joins actual mafia in mix-up

Ted Heller

SHAMEFUL: Homeowner Association orders combat vet to remove flag from his lawn

She-Ra

Point/Counterpoint: How to help servicemembers vs how to help service members

Lieutenant Dan

Pentagon forms community of disinterest to plan Iran war

armydave

Army sergeant’s steampunk top hat springs class III leak in formation

Juice Box

TALK LOUDER: A Military Guide To Group Work

Dirty

Navy SEAL: The best way to tell people you’re a Navy SEAL is to tell them

Rob

#WTF? Army ends program to support ‘Generation Z’ recruits

Tony

Opinion: Are we dead or just in Kuwait?

Jake Slager

Captain Li Shang relieved of command for toxic masculinity

Kate C

Woman with sheepdog allergies in critical condition following night with SEAL

Ron

Military Spouse Gets Chip Bag Stuck On Its Head

Yossarian

Navy plans to swell recruitment and retention through increased use of phallic imagery

Dark Laughter

Trump warns rival nations of ‘frighteningly random’ reaction to any aggression

Erik Sullivan

Trump’s plan for Syrian civil war stalls after Risk board game runs out of pieces

CharlieMike

Duffel Blog Presents: Space Force field tips for lunar transport shuttle

W.T. DOOR

Air Force suffering from massive sky penis envy

Duffel Blog Staff

Pentagon press corps establishes fund to locate missing government spokesmen

The Leg Ranger

Senator proudly cites DNA test to prove he’s nearly 1 percent veteran

John "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Mittle

Pro Athletes To Ask Troops For Military ID Prior To Giving Up First Class Seats

Andrew Calin

Point/Counterpoint: Noise discipline must never be compromised vs. A fart is always funny and should be celebrated

Merrick

Entire military granted shaving profile following Gillette commercial

Bravo

Skills training program teaches transitioning veterans to stop drawing penises on everything

As For Class

Badge hunter to become latest Army badge

Mason Bube

Soldier stationed in South Korea relieved Trump is canceling exercise

Jack Mandaville

Opinion: I support the troops 100% as long as they agree 100% with my political views

Danger Close

ENDGAME SPOILER: Captain America kills himself in VA parking lot post credits

Wob Weego

Navy eyeing discounted Boeing 737s

Jay

DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Rudyard Kipling gives your weekend safety brief

Bolo Bill

Zip-tied Somali pirates bet on how many SEAL memoirs they’ll be in

Joe D.

Real Housewives of Raqqa about to blow up on Bravo

Roger Wilco

Duffel Blog Presents: 6 signs that your spouse is a Dudependa

The Wolfman

Potential employer says ‘veteran status’ is ‘sooo 2010’

Howie

Coast Guard unveils ‘Maritime Darwinism’ policy after getting $2.28 billion budget cut on its birthday

Courtney Massengale

Dead AK-47 Inventor To Be Buried In Mud For A Week, Cleaned Off, Then Put Back To Work

Bull Winkle

Space Ghost Files IG complaint over non-selection for Space Command

Veishnoriets

Air Force warns border wall could distract from golf course construction

Ratrace

Chipotle modifies Veterans Day promotion to exclude fat soldiers

Maxwell McPoyle

Marine who hasn’t slept in 32 hours is lazy and undisciplined, platoon sergeant reports

da kine

Major Openly Hoping For Separation

BYOBooyah

Chinook catches Army flirting with younger, thinner aircraft

Davies

‘I still like beer’ says soldier at 2nd DUI hearing

Skeletor

Lieutenant sets land navigation course record during Bird Box challenge

Stormtrooper

Corps To Issue Afghanistan Campaign Medal To Garrison Marines

Paul Silk

Navy warns sailors who can’t deploy that they will be reviewed for promotion

Philip Block

Trump announces Afghan troop surge, new Kabul hotel project

Zach

Sergeant major of the Army approves new background for official photos

29ReasonsWhy

Bolton cites his avoiding war in Vietnam amid criticism that he’s pro-war

Whiskey Fueled Tirade

Baby boomer jet realizes it may never be able to retire

sandy

General Mattis Takes ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Knee Deep Sailor

Crew super freaked out by new cook who didn’t join for the signing bonus

Gruff Sparty

Army hopeful new combat fitness test will turn the tide of war in Afghanistan

Semper I

THE DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Your CrossFit WOD

DeadEar

Army opens Klobuchar Center of Excellence

Joey Miami

Opinion: Jerkin’ it at sea is a lot like jerkin’ it while not at sea

Perpetual Captain

Retired General Quixote warns of threat posed by windmills of mass destruction

L.T. Original G.

National Infantry Museum to host gallery of porta-potty artwork

Pte Bloggins

140% Of Crimeans Vote To Join Russia In Landslide Referendum

Notorious SSF

Female Cadet Rushes Home With Copy of Grand Theft Auto V, Can’t Wait To Experience Raging Misogyny

NavyFork

Navy Chief Who’s Proud To Be A Chief Wears Chief T-Shirt That Says So

rockorsomething

Navy and Disney partner to offer ‘the most magical deployments on earth’

Justin Coates

OUTRAGE! This Green Beret may get in trouble just for MURDERING someone!

Mike

DHS Purchases 1.2 Billion ‘Domestic Anti-Personnel’ Rounds

Lt Hicox

Taliban assure negotiators they’ll totally stop fighting after the US leaves

SNAFU

Poll: Support for another Crusade at highest level since 14th century

Task Force Football Bat

General breaks jaw while talking out of both sides of mouth

Jim Bowie

Alabama National Guardsman charged after aborting unplanned mission

Little Bear

Self-described ‘sheep dog’ actually more of an asshole than anything else

Hammer Lip

Terminally Ill Make-a-Wish Child Accused Of Stolen Valor

EL COMANDANTE

New Urinalysis Tests Whether Military Members ‘Actually Give A Shit’

Ross Magee

Dick Cheney Negotiates No-Bid Contract To Maintain Insurgent Humvees

Frederick Benteen

Chinese Hackers Access Performance Reviews Of 3 Million Shitty Federal Workers

MapleSausage

Space Force already restricted to Earth liberty

johnp

Pentagon Mandates Suicide Prevention Briefings For Afghan Troops

AndieDiGianni

Tricare to extend benefits to that girl you hooked up with two years ago

Loose Change

NSA Launches ‘Revenge Porn Site’

Dirty Harry

Trump replaces Kim with Trump on redesigned peace talks challenge coin

fodcheck

DoD To Charge Admission Fee For Base Access To Fix Budget Shortfalls

Poet_of_Sport

Neller wishes Mattis would hurry up and approve his Memorial Day leave request

Phil McCracken

DoD to require passwords to be changed every day, use at least 27 different letters

Shawn Robbins

Some Americans Believe Coast Guard Is Massive Wall To Keep Mexicans Out, Study Finds

Smelly Infidel

Don’t Ask: One Year After DADT Repeal Sergeant Major Tells, ‘Still Work To Be Done’

Nick Shafer

Female Marine Charges Obstacle Course With Sexual Harassment

Jake the Rake

Brave Airman Sends Steak Back At DFAC, Fights For Well Cooked Meal

fernando

Book Review: Military Thriller ‘Fifty Shades of Green’ Hits Bestseller Lists Worldwide

NotBenedictArnold

Absence of assassin from future confuses ambitious company commander

ChiliMac

Army Fortnite Lieutenant Goes Missing During Navigation Exercise

TurnTheMapAround

Marines with no combat experience haze Marines with equal amount of combat experience

LtWhoCares

Air Force begins lobbying for next trillion-dollar flying clusterfuck

Major Psilocybin

Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps placed on Body Composition Program

Jay Hollis

Pentagon officials fear ISIS militants now armed with reflective belts

Angry Staff Officer

DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Jane Austen gives your weekend safety brief

Ricky Recon

Troops Issued New Karzai-Approved Rifle Combat Sights, Engraved ROE

armyd

Lockheed Upbeat Despite F-35 Losing Dogfight To Red Baron

Wet N. Sandy

ISIS Threatens Attack On Puppy Bowl

Jim Garamone

Officials Note Progress in Afghanistan, Difficulty for Taliban

Charlie Foxtrot

Fleshlights Issued To Male Soldiers In Bid To Decrease Combat Zone Pregnancies

Captain Obvious

Retired sergeant major discovers freedom is free

James Carlyle

NCIS sting: Marines bribe officials for acceptance into University of Phoenix, Strayer University

sunshine

Marine Killed By Complacency In Afghanistan

Otto Miller

Army To Lower Divorce Rates By Training Soldiers Not To Marry Strippers

Troy Livingston

Army radiologist awarded for spotting softball-size tumor

Dirty Mac

Art Criticism Draws Outrage From Guantanamo Detainees

Advertisement
Advertisement