ANNAPOLIS, Md. – Retired Navy Capt. Krissy Dickinson admitted at a retired officers’ luncheon on Sunday that she had been drawing sky vulvas her entire career....
SAN DIEGO — Naval officer and self-described “warrior-scholar” Lt. Mark Chadwick was saved from drowning by his massively inflated ego during a training exercise earlier this...
MILLINGTON, Tenn. — The US Navy’s recruiting command will soon debut its latest television commercial set to air nationwide, which promises potential naval aviators adventure, and...
SAN DIEGO, Calif. — An atheist Navy SEAL who practices CrossFit and built his own gaming PC hasn’t told anyone about his vaping habit, sources confirmed...
MANAMA, Bahrain — A sailor onboard the USS Truxton acted like a total weirdo by waiting until after watch to masturbate, sources confirmed today. Operational Specialist...
WASHINGTON — Senior Navy leaders announced that sailors would no longer be forced to work 100 hours per week, and instead would work at least 168...
THE PENTAGON — In response to the unexpected soiling of a lieutenant’s underwear, every member of the U.S. armed forces will now be required to wear...
HOUSTON — As if the city of Houston hasn’t seen enough tragedy due to catastrophic flooding from Hurricane Harvey, things took a turn for the worse...
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WASHINGTON — Saying that he has unleashed the United States military and “taken the gloves off,” President Donald Trump reiterated today that he would crush the...
BANGOR, Wash. — Defense Secretary Jim Mattis gave a motivational speech to sailors at Naval Base Kitsap last week in which he told them they should...
FORT BELVOIR, Va. — With the arrival of three new and awkwardly worded passive-aggressive signs, Graves Fitness Center Manager Lou Austin believes he is one sign...
NORFOLK, Va. — Naval Station Norfolk’s long term parking is taking a number of steps to secure your full social security number and other personal information...
NORFOLK, VA – In a move which the Navy claims will save valuable taxpayer dollars while helping to reallocate more than $7 billion in funding, ships...
NORFOLK, Va. — The U.S. Navy’s 7th Fleet announced that the sailor thought to be lost at sea and found a week later hiding in the...
