Opinion: Thank you, veterans, for telling me how to celebrate every holiday
An open letter to veterans from your civilian neighbor. He is writing anonymously because he doesn’t want your butthurt on his front porch. Dear Veterans,...
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Opinion: I can’t believe Bradley Cooper would just lie like that
The following is an opinion article written by Jeffrey Anderson, an accountant from Reno, Nevada. Have you heard the news? Bradley Cooper didn’t earn all...
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Point/Counterpoint: Women In Kombat
The following is a debate between Special Forces officer Sonya Blade and Shotokan ice-manipulator Sub-Zero on allowing women to serve in Mortal Kombat units. Sub-Zero:...
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OPINION: The UCMJ Ban on Threesomes is Fucking Bullshit
The following is an op-ed by Maj. Thark Momson*, USMC I joined the Marine Corps to fight for those not strong enough to fight for...
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Bowe Bergdahl praises Star Wars VII as ‘runaway hit’
Film Review by Bowe Bergdahl. “Star Wars: The Force Awakens,” which was just released on DVD and BluRay this week, is a refreshing return for...
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OP-ED: Please stop building the terrain model next to the slit trench
The following is an opinion piece written by your platoon leader. Hey everyone. It’s your platoon leader here. I just wanted to talk with you...
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F-16 To KC-135: I Thought We Had Something Magical
The following was written by an Oklahoma ANG F-16. TULSA AIR NATIONAL GUARD BASE, Ok. — I was on a training mission about to circle Oklahoma City...
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A Reaper Drone Speaks: ‘America Needs A President Who Supports Endless War’
The following is a political Op-Ed by a CIA MQ-9 Reaper deployed to Southwest Asia. Attention, human foot-soldiers of the American Empire! Election season is this year,...
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OPINION: This Corporal’s Reenlistment Speech Really Life-Changing
The following is an op-ed written by the guy standing next to you. Can you believe this guy? This may be the best reenlistment speech...
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OpEd: Male Troops, Aged 18 – 19, Welcome At My Home For Thanksgiving
The following is written by Susie Cougarcrotch FAYETTEVILLE, NC — Oh, hello there. I’m so glad you’re here. It gets awfully lonely for a widow in...
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Opinion: Welcome back to work, Airman… I mean, Staff Sergeant Stone.
The following is an OpEd by Air Force Staff Sgt. Spencer Stone’s flight chief. Hey there, Stone… I mean, Staff Sergeant Stone. It’s been a while since...
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OPINION: You’re On A Five-Mile Company Run, But Your Anus Can’t Go On
The following is an opinion article written by your anus. FORT BRAGG — Listen, you know that I’ve been with you literally every step of...
