A Reaper Drone Speaks: ‘America Needs A President Who Supports Endless War’
The following is a political Op-Ed by a CIA MQ-9 Reaper deployed to Southwest Asia. Attention, human foot-soldiers of the American Empire! Election season is this year,...
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OPINION: This Corporal’s Reenlistment Speech Really Life-Changing
The following is an op-ed written by the guy standing next to you. Can you believe this guy? This may be the best reenlistment speech...
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OpEd: Male Troops, Aged 18 – 19, Welcome At My Home For Thanksgiving
The following is written by Susie Cougarcrotch FAYETTEVILLE, NC — Oh, hello there. I’m so glad you’re here. It gets awfully lonely for a widow in...
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Opinion: Welcome back to work, Airman… I mean, Staff Sergeant Stone.
The following is an OpEd by Air Force Staff Sgt. Spencer Stone’s flight chief. Hey there, Stone… I mean, Staff Sergeant Stone. It’s been a while since...
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OPINION: You’re On A Five-Mile Company Run, But Your Anus Can’t Go On
The following is an opinion article written by your anus. FORT BRAGG — Listen, you know that I’ve been with you literally every step of...
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OPINION: My Wife Will Probably Leave Me Now That She’s Been Learning English
By Information Systems Technician 2nd Class Craig Kublicki, USS Essex (LHD 2) Well, this isn’t exactly the “welcome home” I expected to come back to...
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Opinion: Let’s Fight Them Here So We Don’t Have To Fight Them There
The following is an Op-Ed written by Staff Sgt. Malcolm Washburn, US Army. There have never been more threats to the United States than today....
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TALK LOUDER: A Military Guide To Group Work
Speak up. You can’t hear yourself over other people’s ideas and input. LOUDER! Let these dweebs know who they’re dealing with. You are a Type-A...
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I Will Always Remember Where I Was When Cecil The Lion Was Killed
The following is an op-ed written by “Mohammed,” a Syrian War Refugee. I am sorry it is taking me so long to post my outrage over Cecil the...
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Opinion: Everyone In The Military Is A Coward
The following is an op-ed written by Donald Trump, a candidate for President of the United States. That’s right, I said it. All of you in...
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OPINION: A Jelly Doughnut Responds To Gunny Hartman
The following is a response to Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, by Pvt. Pyle’s jelly doughnut. Jesus H. Christ! You call yourself a staff non-commissioned officer? How...
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CO: Oops, I Meant To Say ‘Closed Door’ Policy
The following is an op-ed written by your commanding officer. What are you doing in my office, private? I seriously said I had an open...
