OPINION: My Wife Will Probably Leave Me Now That She’s Been Learning English
By Information Systems Technician 2nd Class Craig Kublicki, USS Essex (LHD 2) Well, this isn’t exactly the “welcome home” I expected to come back to...
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Opinion: Let’s Fight Them Here So We Don’t Have To Fight Them There
The following is an Op-Ed written by Staff Sgt. Malcolm Washburn, US Army. There have never been more threats to the United States than today....
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TALK LOUDER: A Military Guide To Group Work
Speak up. You can’t hear yourself over other people’s ideas and input. LOUDER! Let these dweebs know who they’re dealing with. You are a Type-A...
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I Will Always Remember Where I Was When Cecil The Lion Was Killed
The following is an op-ed written by “Mohammed,” a Syrian War Refugee. I am sorry it is taking me so long to post my outrage over Cecil the...
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Opinion: Everyone In The Military Is A Coward
The following is an op-ed written by Donald Trump, a candidate for President of the United States. That’s right, I said it. All of you in...
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OPINION: A Jelly Doughnut Responds To Gunny Hartman
The following is a response to Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, by Pvt. Pyle’s jelly doughnut. Jesus H. Christ! You call yourself a staff non-commissioned officer? How...
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CO: Oops, I Meant To Say ‘Closed Door’ Policy
The following is an op-ed written by your commanding officer. What are you doing in my office, private? I seriously said I had an open...
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OPINION: I Fight Human Sex Trafficking By Always Giving My Hookers A DVD To Learn Karate
The following is an opinion piece by Boatswain’s Mate 1st Class Sam Ojeda, USS Carl Vinson (CVN-70) Deck Department It’s no secret that human sex...
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OPINION: Oh, I Guess We All Just Enjoy Memorial Day Now, Ha! Ha!
The following is an opinion written by A Veteran. HIGH HORSE, W.Va. — Oh hey, what’s up America? I couldn’t help but be a little nosy after...
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OPINION: America’s Military Needs Softer, More Stealable PTs
The following is an opinion article written by your girlfriend. The new Army Physical Training Uniform is slowly rolling out across American military posts and...
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JOINT CHIEFS: Why We Don’t Care That You’re Resigning
The following is an opinion article written by the members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. It has come to our attention that another company...
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Opinion: Why I’m Resigning My Commission, Even Though I’m The Greatest Officer Ever
The following is an opinion piece written by the world’s greatest military officer. The military has been suffering from talent management problems for many years....
