Opinion: Thanks For All The Vengeance
The following is an opinion article written by Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Prophet of God and Apostle of Islam (Peace be upon him). In the...
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Opinion: The Fucking Mirror Moved Again, Fix It For Me
The following is an opinion, written by your HMMWV driver. Shit. Hey, the mirror moved again. You mind fixing it? Yeah just pull it in a...
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Opinion: To Fight North Korea, We Need An Agency With Massive Surveillance Capabilities
The following is an opinion article written by Edward Snowden, a retired systems administrator. Last month, America fought its first cyber war and lost before it...
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Point/Counterpoint: The Base Defense Siren Just Went Off Mid-Jack
The following is a Point/Counterpoint argument presented by Sgt. Evan Lamson in regard to the observance of established force protection doctrine when faced with overwhelming...
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Opinion: The CIA Did Not Torture
The following is an opinion article written by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria. I’m sure you’ve heard...
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Are You There God? It’s Me, 1st Sgt
The following is a prayer by your Company 1st Sgt. Dear God, whose command is over all and whose love never fails, please let me just this...
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Opinion: How Many Defense Secretaries Do I Need To Fire To Strengthen Our Military?
The following is a guest article written by the President Barack Obama. My fellow Americans, thank you for sharing your time with me today. It...
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Opinion: I Serve My Country By Staring At Anuses All Day
The following is an op-ed written by Dr. Melvin Weems, a physician serving at Military Entrance Processing Station Albuquerque, N.M. Though most people associate serving one’s...
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Opinion: I’ll Tell You Why We Lost Iraq And Afghanistan For Only $14.99
The following is a guest article by retired Army Lt. Gen. Daniel P. Bolger, written from his modest retirement mansion in Bel Air, Calif. It’s time to clear the...
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That Three Weeks You Actually Gave A Shit About Us? That Was Great
The following is an opinion piece written by Jason Sievers, a veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan now living in his parent’s basement. I just want...
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Opinion: Drug Users Are A Disgrace To Navy Values
The following is an op-ed by a retired U.S. Navy Public Affairs Officer. Navy Values are not something you can just turn on and off at...
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Opinion: Stop The Ebola Calm-Mongering
The following is an op-ed written by Gen. Martin Dempsey, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Hello, all service members everywhere! I am writing to you...
