I vigorously oppose Donald Trump's immigration ban because I love spicy foods wrapped in flat bread
by Jason Binghamton, a Marine veteran who spent the majority of his enlistment on the body composition program
Many have debated the ethics and legality of this decision both inside and outside the military, but all have left out perhaps its most consequential aspect: The food.
Some people say the best foods are shaped like penises.
Well I say the best foods consist of spiced meat wrapped in a pita, tortilla, or other flat bread with vegetables, sauce, and, dare I say, cheese. Mexicans and Muslims happen to be the masters of this culinary blessing.
Don't get me wrong; I can't stand those dirty scoundrels any more than the next guy. Hell, I joined the military to fight Muslims. Keeping them around is purely a practical matter.
For $3.99 at the local taco or kabob food truck one can dine like a king (or rey/malik, if one is so inclined).…
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