DARPA to reanimate Eisenhower’s corpse in time for presidential election
THE PENTAGON — The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency is attempting to bring President Dwight D. Eisenhower back to life, sources familiar with the top...
Election 2016
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Obama frantically working to confiscate guns, institute Sharia, and turn military against its own citizens
WASHINGTON — Only weeks before Americans decide whether their next president will be Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump, sources say President Barack Obama is frantically...
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Military hospitals still struggling with mass casualties from presidential debate drinking game
FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Womack Army Medical Center is still struggling to cope with the influx of patients into its overflowing emergency room, which sources...
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New survey of US troops reveals horrifying actual opinions of service members
The results are in! Duffel Blog’s annual political opinion survey of active duty service members is being released today, and it shows diverse views across the...
